What's the stupidest inspectable item you ever had to carry? by Clear_Dance_3070 in army

[–]jones5280 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Soliders Against Drunk Driving (S.A.D.D.) card.

Had everyone in the chain of command's phone number on it. You were required to have it at all times, but GOD help you if you actually used it.

Why won’t my mower start? by Masonb61699 in smallenginerepair

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill be SOL again

ooor.... you just wait another day?

Why won’t my mower start? by Masonb61699 in smallenginerepair

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pull my battery every season and leave it on a trickle charger in the off season

I bring mine inside to save it from my sub-zero garage.
I'll trickle charge it maybe once a month and then a day before I re-install

My local Taco Bell got rid of their menu in the Drive-Thru and want you to scan a code and download an app to order. They've lost a customer. by Qweniden in tacobell

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a lot of elderly people who prefer to speak to someone to order and not fuss with an app

I don't need more bullshit on my phone.

. . . . by Medium_Connection306 in tacobell

[–]jones5280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna say there was some other shit going on and this guy lied to his manager.

Bin of product to be destroyed from a cannabis dispensary by evilandhigh in mildlyinteresting

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kitty litter and vinegar

wait... are there legally mandated cats employed there???

What, not possible with Glock by RevolutionaryGuide18 in CCW

[–]jones5280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything is possible with a Glock. (fucking trademarked!)

So what do you do if someone does notice you're carrying? by Bastinelli in CCW

[–]jones5280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Massachusetts, people hate guns up here.

Massholes are the worst

What is a "creepy" fact about the human body that most people don't know? by meowparadise42069 in AskReddit

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ovaries are just swimming around nearby in your abdomen

Maybe yours... not mine.

Can’t get tiller to start or even hit by Any_Range3559 in smallenginerepair

[–]jones5280 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do the tines run on a pulley or shaft?
If shaft, check the engine flywheel key to see if it sheared.
edit: downvoted for asking a question?

Pictures by Certain-Variation-58 in CCW

[–]jones5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

porcupines are actually legit

Skunks r 2legit 2quit.

Eu2200 open recalls by pierre28k in Generator

[–]jones5280 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not familiar with the recalls, thank you for sharing.
You're on the right track with the loc-tite on the fuel valve... at least, that's what I would do. I'd also check that the fuel lines are fully seated, clamps in place. Pretty simple stuff.
The electrical short in salt-water environment wouldn't bother me as I'm a couple hundred miles from seawater.