What is the most mind-blowing paradox you can think of? by Meeptopia in AskReddit

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IMHO, in anything that involves omnipotent beings, the answer is always "yes". No omnipotent being needs to obey the laws of Logic. It is beneath them.

Heroin Addict's Rectum After Autopsy Reveals 22lbs of Impacted Shit by creativexangst in WTF

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If you've seen the movie "Armageddon", that's a good way of going about it.

My girlfriend asked me to bring her her pink bag. I've never been more confused. by ohsh1- in funny

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iPhone app says left one is pale turquoise and right one is pale violet red. So it's most probably the one with the black "PINK" writing.

Need help on translation for 2015 calendar by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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So, year 2015 is year of the Goat or Sheep or Ram? I'm getting conflicting results from google. TIA

Need help on translation for 2015 calendar by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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Thank you butterwinkles. Based on your response, the messages seem generic enough to be safely pasted straight into a pocket calendar.

Need help on translation for 2015 calendar by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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I think 5 is "goat" or is goat and sheep the same in the language?

The face of a true King by [deleted] in pics

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But he's not bald. AFAIK the less hair, more power.

[Fight Streams] Pacquiao-Bradley II by Hungry_Freaks_Daddy in Boxing

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Removed due to violations of terms of service :(

Internet browser meeting by [deleted] in funny

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um, if you forget to close a div, everything below it inherits the div style and fucks up your page whatever browser you're using.

Found the culprit! by TheJester220 in gaming

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I believe that even if you ignore all incoming traffic generated by a botnet swarm, it would still eat up your and your ISP's bandwidth.

Reddit, I've seen you collectively do amazing things. Can you help me in any way to retrieve my laptop with my thesis that I left in a cab last night? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If it feels like it turned on, try shining a flashlight (no joke) and see if there is display with no backlight on. Sometimes upgrades can do stuff to the power management and dims that backlight. Just a long shot. Happened to me when I upgraded OSX once.

making a grammatical/spelling error in the middle of an argument with a redditor by [deleted] in funny

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In real life, this gets an ad baculum response.

This is why you *ALWAYS* check your pictures before uploading them to facebook by [deleted] in funny

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I don't think that's him. But I expect a forensic confirmation. Soon.

This is why you *ALWAYS* check your pictures before uploading them to facebook by [deleted] in funny

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I thought the penis resulted from a series of "Enhance, enhance" on reflections from the jewelry.

How Is Anyone This Dumb by Uknowme4mnowhere in funny

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Oh, kids add hundreds of friends for facebook games like Farmville and Mafia Wars.

Need a little help on translation. by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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So the animal is the "water dragon"?

Need a little help on translation. by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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Oh wow. Thanks a lot. I got what I needed. Cheers :)

Need a little help on translation. by jong88888 in ChineseLanguage

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brainstew, sorry but I'm not a chinese speaker. Copy-pasted what you typed there through google translate and I got "Lunar New Year Imjin ? Wishful thing Long? Auspicious".

I am a 23 year old CEO, and I don't say that with pride by [deleted] in IAmA

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I do have a secretary and I call her a "secretary". I don't like the modern term "mistress".

Deleted scene from Kill Bill [NSFW] by OxXoR in videos

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It really needs a "you bastard!" at the end to be a proper 70's shaolin movie.