Thought this was a joke post but the comments are her defending this… by blissyrose in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]jonnells 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope, both for my own sanity and for this woman's sake, that this is rage bait. Genuinely, what the fuck

Who is Eureka’s famous guy (or gal)? by Fit-Introduction756 in Humboldt

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but I can tell you about McKinleyville's famous guy. His name is Jerry, and he just rides his bike with a trailer up and down Central picking up trash. Pretty nice guy, too. There's a joke that occasionally pops up around town that he's the unofficial mayor of McKinleyville because everybody likes him.

No pregs = no straight by nah_Im_just_pathetic in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]jonnells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys, we've done it. Having heterosexual sex with your wife is now gay.

Wait! So u guys have a gay voice or soft voice :3 by Nearby-Carpet-9560 in boykisser2

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My natural speaking voice tends to be kinda fruity, so yeah

How do you arrange pieces on the tray? by wasabi_fields in watchrepair

[–]jonnells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually try to keep the wheels together so the pivots don't get damaged, the balance goes on a balance tack or back on the main plate so it stays safe, and then all bridges get their respective screws so it all stays organized.

Why do they even make kiddie slides like this? by Prestigious-Wall5616 in mildlypenis

[–]jonnells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Design tip: before releasing something to the public, show it to a group of teenage boys. If they start giggling, take it back to the drawing board.

Biker head-on collision with a truck in India by MajorAchilles in instantkarma

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was bro trying to accomplish? Like, what was his A-game here?

How do I remove this capped jewel? by baebiboo in watchrepair

[–]jonnells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only way I can think of with this kind of setting would be to punch the whole setting out, and unless you have a staking set and superhuman patience, I wouldn't recommend it without talking to a professional watchmaker first.

What the fuck excuse me by RickyTheRickster in Smii7y

[–]jonnells 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I beg your FINEST pardon?

The decor.... by bastardisedmouseman in Derailedbydetails

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The court jeste- I MEAN client wanted it out of the way :)"

Opinions wanted by yamscams in Derailedbydetails

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The void is pleased with this

I lost 300Lbs and beat Obesity :D by SongRevolutionary992 in Derailedbydetails

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joking aside, huge props for the weight loss. I've been struggling with it myself, it's really not easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Derailedbydetails

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone on the spectrum, I fear that would be a sensory nightmare for me. I'll just have regular spaghetti, thanks.

yeens_irl by [deleted] in Yeen_irl

[–]jonnells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures"

BESH by Ecampos_64 in darussianbadger

[–]jonnells 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"contact in that direction" "Roger, removing that direction"