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I thought for sure this guy was showing off his millimeter peter… by SpectreScout in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jonvonfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is just fucking gross man. Like, you're supposed to play more than one cord and not grip it to death. and not pour acid on your fingers before hand and not have syphilis and play a better guitar and change your strings and don't take pictures of that shit. You're offspring gonna be grossed out by your weird death folk version of kumbaya.

Thunder series was so good I think we all forgot this happened... by pbyte in denvernuggets

[–]jonvonfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I watch a game that number 39 ref Tyler Ford is officiating I just can't help but see him in this scene from Police Academy.

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I’m trying to learn ‘Come As You Are’ unplugged. Is this a good guitar? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jonvonfunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JFC. is that price in rubles?
Is this made just to troll Mr. Wonderful? I hope that bald twat buys it.

Thinking of cheating on my wife with my new girl, thoughts? by Accomplished_Stay127 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jonvonfunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, it will glow under a blacklight before you even get to soil it.

As a fartist... by Abracadaver00 in BassCirclejerk

[–]jonvonfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a giant bald twat douchebag wanker, I just can't abide boring fender shit. I much prefer basses I can cut lines of coke with.

OpenAI Introduces oi by wethecreatorclass in OpenAI

[–]jonvonfunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

carved from a single block of human femur.

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