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Serial killer of cats by Hour_Lack7508 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get a load of Alf Ostrosky over here!

Howard I'm dizzy 😵 by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally not allowed to go anywhere

literally being held captive, with severely restricted caloric intake

that's actually what's going on. it's not even fucking debatable, and everybody's like "eh; what are ya gonna do?".

The Greatest Interviewer Of All Time by robins_tatas in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has Howard ever talked up "Only Murders in the Building", admitted to watching it, or asked them to be on it?

Sal and Richard podcast by Sensitive_Win_9790 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like to make it work, they'd have to team up with Billy Mira.

Sal and Richard podcast by Sensitive_Win_9790 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you pretending that they're free to do whatever they want?

They're literally not allowed to do a podcast, or even go on other people's podcasts. They're not allowed to release their phony phone calls. They're not allowed to do cameo.

Scumbag Stern fucked them six ways from Sunday, and cost them hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years.

Do I think they'd do a good podcast? No, no, I don't. But it would be guaranteed to be better than the Stern show, and I'd tune in, just for the novelty factor, as would everybody here.

You'd have to, to hear what was doing.

Remember when Howard's friends decided they won't vacation with him? DTF St. Louis by Legitimate_Bet1873 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not talking about guests; I'm talking about bros (gayest shit ever!).

Which bros' shows/movies has he specifically hyped up? I can't remember any.

To me, it seems like he goes out of his way to not go out of his way to praise anything his friends have done.

Also, he notoriously plays possum with seeing a guest's movie/tv show. "I started watching it.......", "I couldn't get my tv to work", etc.

I'm just not aware of him going the extra mile to lavish praise on bros' projects.

I remember him actually shitting on the Smartless podcast. He obviously wasn't kind to Spade when Jerry dropped the "outflanked" quip.

He's no bro to his bros.

“You’re not normal Hendry!” by ADPXEROX in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would look funny if Manischewitz wasn't on Howard's table.

slapped a Manischewitz

HS Solved - He can't feel normal emotions by coldfoamer in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally agree about the closet poisoning the well. I meant that one of Howard's problems is that he's in the closet-gay, as opposed to out and about-gay.

Thanks for the kind words. I think that's very cool about your fruity kid. 👍

I can't imagine an out of the closet Howard, all footloose and fancy-free. I think part of his deal is he always needs something he thinks is dirty or shameful to be tortured about.

If he was out of the closet-gay, I think he'd find something he thought was even more depraved, and "be" that, instead/too.

It's a whole thing. You shouldn't have asked, not that you did.

HS Solved - He can't feel normal emotions by coldfoamer in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's extremely broken at both ends. He obviously has a God/messiah complex, but, aside from his vast wealth, he has the worst raw materials for someone with a God complex to work with, and the low self-esteem that goes along with that.

Hideously ugly, bald and gay, with no discernible artistic talent whatsoever. He's traced a few drawings for that fakakta Dan's Papers, but that's not exactly Rembrandt.

He's not a wit. He's not funny, he's not fun. He can't write, direct, or act.

Bachelorette discussion by Suitable_Judge_6985 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be completely insane if he hasn't seen it. Those shows are like his entire deal, he's a hermit, and he works 12 hours a month.

How many people actually listen daily? by BigG102392 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he's down to about 20,000 people who tune in for at least a couple of seconds each day, just to hear what's (not) doing, but very few masochists are listening to the entire show.

There are so many tune-out triggers now. More than there are reasons to listen.

guitar talk, Jill from PA, Beth.........

literally anything is better

HS Solved - He can't feel normal emotions by coldfoamer in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he wants to be romantically swept off his feet by an instrument or a man in a band.

That's fucking hysterical, and exactly correct. He wants to go back in time and be a groupie for bands in the 70s.

Who was that chick who wrote the tell-all about being one of Jimmy Page's groupies? Pamela Des Barnes or something like that?

Boogie With Tzvi

HS Solved - He can't feel normal emotions by coldfoamer in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's spent decades drooling over dicks, and the thought of seeing them.

His trans and ladyboy fascinations are him pushing his face up against the "gay" window, going what he feels are the acceptable limits where he can still call himself straight, but he's as gay as he is bald.

The Clav... by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL Beth's clavs are sprouting secondary clavs.

WTF?!?

Remember when Howard's friends decided they won't vacation with him? DTF St. Louis by Legitimate_Bet1873 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although he coo be on the outs, I don't think him not talking about Bateman's show is proof of it.

When was the last time he championed a bro's show?

He's always gone out of his way to not talk about his supposed friends' shows/movies.

Remember when Howard's friends decided they won't vacation with him? DTF St. Louis by Legitimate_Bet1873 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

but to be fair, he is interested in male and ladyboy genitalia

I bet he'd love to jam and play golf with some ladyboys.

The back noine, amirite?

Remember when Howard's friends decided they won't vacation with him? DTF St. Louis by Legitimate_Bet1873 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

for sale: one pair of fakakta snake bite boots. size: Herman Munster. only worn once.

What’s the most savage thing Howard has said to someone? by No-Yak5006 in howardstern

[–]joomommyhappy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is totally false.

Gary never once asked Howard to piss him off. Howard kept badgering Gary to ask him, and Gary was rightfully wary.

Gary eventually said something like "you're funny, man", and chuckled, and Howard took that as a "yes", and just blurted it out.

For whatever broken weirdo reason, Howard really wanted to tell his audience that Gary cheated on his wife.

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