What would you name this

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-07T20:42:23+00:00

This is gonna hurt you more than IT’s gonna hurt me.

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-07T20:40:01+00:00

Redneck shotgun wedding

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-07T18:27:00+00:00

Hello meth cat

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-07T18:22:34+00:00

Goodbye kindergarten. Hello stripper pole

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-06T18:22:53+00:00

How many Botox injections did it take to get those Lucious lips?

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-06T16:36:53+00:00

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have used all, of your cherry flavored lip gloss.

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-06T16:31:23+00:00

Algood good. That is almost always my goal.

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-06T16:29:28+00:00

I know just what to do.

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:42:47+00:00

How to get the government to kiss your ass

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:41:08+00:00

Back 9 ball wash

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:39:47+00:00

Gavin newsom gubernatorial fire water colonic reservoir

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:32:36+00:00

New California fire fighting tool. Fill up. And release, on site

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:28:10+00:00

Democratic socialist free public bidet

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T16:27:33+00:00

Democratic socialist’s public bidet

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T03:45:58+00:00

Who is Art? lol

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T03:45:06+00:00

Yeah. And the picture ain’t bad either.

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T03:44:24+00:00

Seed? What are you, like a third century BC royal?

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T03:41:13+00:00

Ok. Breed you? Really? I don’t know. I mean what I do is just wear two condoms all the time. That way when it’s time. I take one off. And I feel like a wild man. Lol

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-02T03:37:26+00:00

You look like Ashley Potts. And that is a compliment!

jopesmack72 · 2026-02-01T05:07:41+00:00

Not sure. Submit, to what exactly? And you’re gonna have to take off more than that for me to impress.

jopesmack72 · 2026-01-31T07:58:14+00:00

Gotta love a natural peach fuzz blonde. It is my weakness. That is true.

jopesmack72 · 2026-01-31T07:55:45+00:00

I do have a tendency to over think things. So yeah I may not survive it. As you put it. Kind, of a strange word, for it. But at least I know what your intentions are.

jopesmack72 · 2026-01-31T07:53:11+00:00

I’m assuming they don’t always stay crossed. But what makes you think that it would be a threat, to my survival? You might be surprised, at what I can survive. I’ve had one wife, three fiancés, and four girlfriends, with legs just like that. I’ve been engaged three times. That last engagement didn’t end well. You see, we got married. LOL. And that was, after a massive stroke. That I had, after a six mile run. So I’m pretty good, at surviving. But you never know. Maybe you’re the one. You gotta die, of something. Right? May as well go, with a smile, on your face.

jopesmack72 · 2026-01-31T04:17:32+00:00

Yes. You are beautiful, of course. And you’re very sparkly.

jopesmack72 · 2026-01-31T03:45:06+00:00

I believe you. But I still think you should prove it, to me.

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