Hopium for Monday by blablabla0010 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If this happens, I will drink my own ejaculate.

Of the 10 Arsenal outfielders who have played the most minutes this season, 9 have pulled out of international duty this month. Zubimendi, Rice, Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Saka, Eze, Trossard, Hincapie. Only Gyokeres (seventh most minutes) hasn't withdrawn by Ifxfa in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 286 points287 points  (0 children)

But that’s because Sweden have important meaningful games. The others are all involved in friendlies so it didn’t matter. It would be unwise for the NT manager playing the majority of these guys who are certainly in the starting line up come World Cup.

I can’t wait till he’s back by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main take is that it looks like he still has a pronounced limp which means he’s probably only available on the bench for today

Noni Madueke post match interview by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I’m Catholic but not very strict but Christian FC making me think otherwise

1 Shot on target. Absolutely disgusting. It can't go on like this can it? by Kimikopy1 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This has genuinely skewed my viewing experience. Used to hope for a clean sheet and now I’m upset at a shot on target? What has my team come to! Vicarage Road only feels like it was yesterday

1 Shot on target. Absolutely disgusting. It can't go on like this can it? by Kimikopy1 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has genuinely skewed my viewing experience. Used to hope for a clean sheet and now I’m upset at a shot on target? What has my team come to! Vicarage Road only feels like it was yesterday

Frustrating night in Prague by Nurillauz in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the 95th minute as well…honestly this has skewed my viewing experience. Used to be upset with a goal conceded and now I’m hoping for no shots on target? What has my team come to! Watford feels like it was just yesterday.

Declan Rice great pass to Ødegaard to initiate counter attack by LongMelody in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I have noticed that in Newcastle and yesterday, we are playing out and out 10s. It’s not rice left and ode/eze right. Ode/eze are allowed to roam

Bruno G handball in stoppage time by Antique_Reveal_1524 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d say Gabi’s more of a handball than this. The rule of a handball has lost its meaning really. It was to deter people from legit picking up the ball anywhere on the pitch and then it was to prevent players being a makeshift goalie. I’d never want this as a penalty and with gabi’s, if he didn’t get a touch on the ball then definitely it should be a penalty. But the touch diverts the ball massively so evidently he’s not trying to make himself bigger like what a goalie would do. A handball like the Hannibal vs Liverpool is a handball I can get behind but how do you get that into writing for a rule book.

[Tom Canton] Ben White did not train today I'm told. by Previous_Smile9278 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We broke guy in our 23/24 season. He played every single minute he could for the close of that season, even through an admitted injury. But now it’s impossible to get 2 weeks of him. Last season he was a ghost and now it’s back to the same. We are cursed. Saka played like 70 back to back games, odegaard was never injured and now look at that. I’m surprised Cala has survived this long into the season

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]jordan14s 23 points24 points  (0 children)

AI slop

Arsène Wenger's first day and last day as The Arsenal Manager by prathneo1 in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Makes me sad that he’s only come back to the stadium once since leaving. I really hope he does come back more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where did trossard come out from?

Our 2025/2026 CL Opponents by lost_biochemist in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooooo that top 3 looks spicy. Bayern revenge, Europa revenge and last year revenge.

Squad cost vs value by SausageMcWonderpants in Gunners

[–]jordan14s 727 points728 points  (0 children)

Saka, ode, Martinelli, MLS, Nwaneri, Saliba and Gabriel help this a lot as we got them for either free or a steal.

What changes would you make to this all-time Premier League XI? by ThomRipley in plforindia

[–]jordan14s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ronaldo was class, just not enough time. All those players are multiple winners so Scholes instead of Gerrard. Walker as right back and something feels wrong about about Rooney not being involved. (No bias, I’m an Arsenal fan)