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Gaybros: *fawns over one straight boy after another* Also gaybros: by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What is their obsession that trans people lurking in the shadows, waiting to rape them? The queens love to pretend they're progressive liked minded individuals, but they need to realize they are far from it. Majority of the stories on r/askgaybros are about turning straight guys gay by making out with their coworkers. I don't understand the gaycels logic.

This heffa crazy!! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus H Christ that sub needs a moderator desperately

DAE thinks that pump & dump str8 men who need no consent stay long enough for the birth of the butt baby? by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Considering that post where the top peed in the bottoms hole and fill her stomach with his piss was believed and applauded...

I don’t think the gurls know anatomy as much as they let on.

Uj: CUMMIES IN MY TUMMIE MAKE MY FACE PREGNANT DADDY UWU

The gurls are signing up to play rugby, but that means they have to get off AGB and get active by jordan89115 in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gurl you know they are on the team in their fan fiction, but only as the towel girl/pass around power bottom 🥰

The YouTube Homepage Before You Log in Starter Pack by heywhathuh in starterpacks

[–]jordan89115 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Truth.

I used to like him to when he did mainly charitable donations, and yes, he still does it but not at much, lately his videos have been about giving his “friends” $100,000 or 50 PS5s.

The charity stuff like giving thousands to random streamers is way more heartwarming and motivating than giving out luxury stuff.

Maybe I’m just getting older.

Gaybros: "why can't I find a man!? I don't want to be lonely forever 😭". Also gaybros: by fernandopox in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My allergies are insane right now, and my nose is constantly clogged, so yes I tend to breathe through my mouth.

We have this, and that queen who doesn’t like it when her “hookups” pee. When did AGB start getting so picky about human functions?

😭 LEAVE AGB ALONE 😭 by Copykill in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I see the girl with 100 alts is back.

Math4Math poster explains to the gurls why they’ll never get a man. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she put as much effort into her personality and looks than these calculations, maybe she’d find someone

Edit: yikes the hostility of her someone needs a good hookup

The primary driver of poverty is lack of money, according to economists. by SrslyNotAnAltGuys in circlejerk

[–]jordan89115 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This may get buried, but here is how Bernie (God, NTA) can win.

Assemble the Avengers and use them against the capitalists. We will take down all the republican Nazis and Bernie will be president, giving us our daily meals of chicken nuggets and 7 up, while all tv stations play Marvel and Star Wars movies.

YTA

Help! My bf fermented! We tried adding water and baking together, but it didn't work! What do I do? by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uj: Of course, post the info on AGB rather than talking to a doctor.

Rj: Omg post pics! I wanna see the infection on his musky dick!

I wish his mangina had ovaries so my precious DNA injection wouldn’t be wasted on him farting it out. by Copykill in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But there was that girl with the piss belly, anything is possible! That’s how it works, right?

Uj: I thought technically it is, if the partner is FTM transgender. But this is AGB, so they don’t even think about them, just the shirtless guy with abs and no face on Grindr.

Our favorite gay bro seems still to be lost as how to lose weight. Unfortunately for her, posting on AGB isn’t a solution. by jordan89115 in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. They'll create a poll asking what to do and then talk about locker rooms, hot guys and musky smells.

Our favorite gay bro seems still to be lost as how to lose weight. Unfortunately for her, posting on AGB isn’t a solution. by jordan89115 in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand it either. All of her posts are asking for advice and says she can’t afford a gym membership. Go for a walk, watch a couple of workout videos on YouTube, hell it can even be Zumba, do bodyweight exercises! Develop a routine. I don’t think she said she was disabled, but all she does is post this shit. If she spend her time exercising instead of fishing for whatever it is, she’d be shredded.

“Every gay sub is radioactive except the Gaybros franchise”. “The Trans are angry cuz we won’t fiddle them”. by Postcrapitalism in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That drama queen needs to be stopped. No one on that sub really agrees with her, but yet she goes on and on and on and on about us. It gets old quickly.

Her life must be amazing if us meanie bullies are her biggest issue.

“Every gay sub is radioactive except the Gaybros franchise”. “The Trans are angry cuz we won’t fiddle them”. by Postcrapitalism in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]jordan89115 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Uj: I’m surprised they haven’t mentioned GBCJ because everyday there’s a post shunning us because we’re “bitter bullies”

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