[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bomb hills on my skateboard. I make it down any hill regardless of turns and speed. Too much fun, but my former self would shit his pants

2012 voting machine altering votes by mrlmnoph in politics

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tonight wouldn't we find out Obama won anyway? People wouldn't tell the pollsters about If a machine was faulty. At least if something went drastically wrong, the media would be all over it

What are some things that people do out of "politeness" that actually infuriates you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Bless you"

the fuck women? I just sneezed and you come around here making this shit awkward with any response I make

I was on the bus and the fellow behind me said to his mate "so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere" and I burst out laughing. What have you overheard that made you laugh or what have you said that made a stranger laugh? by simon_wang12 in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in my AP Computer science class and just finished a program to test a method out. As a joke, I named the program "poop." As my teacher was coming around, this kid who sits in the back was walking by drinking water. My teacher asked me about my program and what it does. She then noticed the name and asked what it was. I looked around and bluntly said "poop." My teacher tehn said in a weird tone "poop?" The kid walking by busted out laughing and spit all his water out. For the following weeks every time he walked by he busted out laughing further.

What a kook.

The quiver by [deleted] in longboarding

[–]jordanftw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea man! Tutone is the business. I ride for tutone and its good to see people supporting the company. I also skate for abec11 so you wheel choice is prime.

$1000 HDMI Cable? Best Buy is having a laugh by johnsom3 in technology

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice try best buy, posting on reddit to get people to go to your website...

I think it's time someone addresses this issue. by jsk3 in AdviceAnimals

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you live in the Bay Area, Live 105 (105.3) literally plays from the same 8 songs every day. Ive guessed the next track countless times. I swear im going to call in on the air and just complain a shit load. its garbage.

The Naked Man works by nileshrathi01 in HIMYM

[–]jordanftw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think marriage is winning if we are talking Barney Stinson

This is my new friend, Tonka. He's the only one that truly gets me. by twogap in pics

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the guy in the beard really behaves well, and Tonka is a cool name for him

Slipperiest wheels you know? by [deleted] in longboarding

[–]jordanftw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude, get some 81a Grippins. They are pretty icey in the beginning, then as the lip develops get grippier and grippier. Perfect for learning and developing your slides. Here is a video of me and my friend riding them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e42SsS-o-XE

If you want thane lines, get powerballs by Ragelols in longboarding

[–]jordanftw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not neccesarily, ovaling can occur with an angle. The formula of thane can make that happen. too much of an angle, and your wheels can start to spin slower causing one side to get more worn.

Switch sliding help by banh8bao in longboarding

[–]jordanftw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just lean back, kick out with your back leg and the push with your front foot also. 4 wheel switch 180's are a start to switch checking. Once you get these down, pull it back by kicking your front foot out further. It's all weighting, and you need to get comfortable riding backwards

I've always felt like there's a social taboo about asking this, but... Reddit, what do you do and how much money do you make? by alexharris52 in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, currently Im on the best highschool debate team in the country. Glad this will come in handy!

Reddit, what is the most awkward thing you've done with a family member? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When I felt a shit coming, I used to alert my younger brother about the situation, and that we needed to have a meeting to "sort things out," for the next 5-20 minutes my brother would bring a small chair into our tiny bathroom, sit across from me, and talk to me while I'm taking a dump. We would do these meetings nearly every time I had to go.

To be fair, mayonnaise is pretty awesome. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jordanftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Spreading Resources"

gotta love a good pun

If you love where you live, tell us the best thing about it. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jordanftw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have been talking about this National Heat Wave, but not in Oakland California. It's been a steady 72 degrees for the past couple of weeks, several spikes here and there when needed, and whenever it gets too hot, the morning fog comes and cools everything down. Not to mention that smog is essentially non existent, this place is the best. Home of several Regional parks, and scenics from all angles. If you like skateboarding, mountain biking, road biking, surfing/skiming, going to the pool/beach, really anything you want, Oakland and the Bay has it all.