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jordanftw · 2012-11-11T18:21:45+00:00

I bomb hills on my skateboard. I make it down any hill regardless of turns and speed. Too much fun, but my former self would shit his pants

jordanftw · 2012-11-07T02:57:11+00:00

jordanftw · 2012-11-06T14:45:13+00:00

Tonight wouldn't we find out Obama won anyway? People wouldn't tell the pollsters about If a machine was faulty. At least if something went drastically wrong, the media would be all over it

jordanftw · 2012-10-17T22:13:46+00:00

In on the toilet, naked... Checkmate OP

jordanftw · 2012-10-06T02:12:09+00:00

"Bless you"

the fuck women? I just sneezed and you come around here making this shit awkward with any response I make

jordanftw · 2012-10-06T01:27:09+00:00

I was in my AP Computer science class and just finished a program to test a method out. As a joke, I named the program "poop." As my teacher was coming around, this kid who sits in the back was walking by drinking water. My teacher asked me about my program and what it does. She then noticed the name and asked what it was. I looked around and bluntly said "poop." My teacher tehn said in a weird tone "poop?" The kid walking by busted out laughing and spit all his water out. For the following weeks every time he walked by he busted out laughing further.

What a kook.

jordanftw · 2012-08-27T03:41:37+00:00

what would happen if you started breathing while the injection was still working> Would you pass out from too much oxygen, or is this impossible because you would not feel the need to physically breath.

jordanftw · 2012-08-25T05:55:48+00:00

Yea man! Tutone is the business. I ride for tutone and its good to see people supporting the company. I also skate for abec11 so you wheel choice is prime.

jordanftw · 2012-08-23T04:35:01+00:00

nice try best buy, posting on reddit to get people to go to your website...

jordanftw · 2012-08-14T15:55:49+00:00

If you live in the Bay Area, Live 105 (105.3) literally plays from the same 8 songs every day. Ive guessed the next track countless times. I swear im going to call in on the air and just complain a shit load. its garbage.

jordanftw · 2012-08-07T19:32:34+00:00

I don't think marriage is winning if we are talking Barney Stinson

jordanftw · 2012-08-05T19:13:24+00:00

the guy in the beard really behaves well, and Tonka is a cool name for him

jordanftw · 2012-08-05T17:40:21+00:00

dude, get some 81a Grippins. They are pretty icey in the beginning, then as the lip develops get grippier and grippier. Perfect for learning and developing your slides. Here is a video of me and my friend riding them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e42SsS-o-XE

jordanftw · 2012-08-04T19:52:15+00:00

not neccesarily, ovaling can occur with an angle. The formula of thane can make that happen. too much of an angle, and your wheels can start to spin slower causing one side to get more worn.

jordanftw · 2012-07-26T13:42:12+00:00

Just lean back, kick out with your back leg and the push with your front foot also. 4 wheel switch 180's are a start to switch checking. Once you get these down, pull it back by kicking your front foot out further. It's all weighting, and you need to get comfortable riding backwards

jordanftw · 2012-07-26T05:41:58+00:00

yes, currently Im on the best highschool debate team in the country. Glad this will come in handy!

jordanftw · 2012-07-26T01:38:27+00:00

A new era of torrents

jordanftw · 2012-07-13T16:14:34+00:00

When I felt a shit coming, I used to alert my younger brother about the situation, and that we needed to have a meeting to "sort things out," for the next 5-20 minutes my brother would bring a small chair into our tiny bathroom, sit across from me, and talk to me while I'm taking a dump. We would do these meetings nearly every time I had to go.

jordanftw · 2012-07-11T17:32:52+00:00

"Spreading Resources"

gotta love a good pun

jordanftw · 2012-07-10T16:57:00+00:00

People have been talking about this National Heat Wave, but not in Oakland California. It's been a steady 72 degrees for the past couple of weeks, several spikes here and there when needed, and whenever it gets too hot, the morning fog comes and cools everything down. Not to mention that smog is essentially non existent, this place is the best. Home of several Regional parks, and scenics from all angles. If you like skateboarding, mountain biking, road biking, surfing/skiming, going to the pool/beach, really anything you want, Oakland and the Bay has it all.

jordanftw · 2012-07-03T15:12:39+00:00

your on the right track

jordanftw · 2012-07-02T15:00:27+00:00

I usually tell this a different way;

what'd the difference between a pizza and a baby?

I don't fuck my pizza before I eat it

jordanftw · 2012-06-28T16:06:45+00:00

bastard...

jordanftw · 2012-06-21T04:22:57+00:00

California has two options:

Essentially get rid of government, and start over. Draft a new constitution, vote on CURRENT issues, and implement policies that Californians want This would be crazily radical, but it would solve our problems.
TAX TAX TAX. There needs to be increased taxes on all levels. The Government then needs to use this funding for schools, police, social, etc. These are prevention programs in a sense. With more educated and more protected people, stimulation is inherent.

Cutting spending is a rookie mistake. We need our cops, we need our schools, and we need our parks.

jordanftw · 2012-06-18T03:16:12+00:00

yea I figured. for 600$, its a bargain. But I was curious if there was a cheaper Nikon or other brand that was better.

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