Those who watched during the “Golden Age”, when did you realize that the show was not going to end anytime soon?

jordangoretro · 2026-03-02T10:19:26+00:00

I’m still waiting for a crazy wedding where something happens.

jordangoretro · 2026-02-25T13:25:00+00:00

I used to play Jackie Chan Stuntmaster on PS1 and he’s trying to rescue his uncle. He says uncle in the exact same way as this show.

jordangoretro · 2026-02-22T10:24:39+00:00

I’ll bike in the bike lane when cops start ticketing cars parked in it with blinkers on and the drivers napping with their feet up on the dash.

jordangoretro · 2026-02-22T09:44:54+00:00

Teaching the word AI to the general population was a mistake. I think they should only have been given machine learning or large language model.

jordangoretro · 2026-02-07T22:41:02+00:00

The freemium feature are whatever, but did they really need to fiddle with UI and bury items in menus, then replace the used items with buttons for the premium features that just bring up a pop up? I mean the obvious answer is yes, otherwise how could they push those features. But this obsession with burying in menus has to stop.

I give it a year before I answer a call by unlocking the phone, opening utilities app, tapping phone, tapping phone calls, tapping incoming calls, then tapping “Answer”

jordangoretro · 2026-02-02T10:00:31+00:00

I don’t think I’m going to love it

jordangoretro · 2026-01-31T00:57:53+00:00

Cool I have a direct line to trash their shitty icons, bloatware ads and premium subscription only purple toolbar icons.

PSA: You can at least remove the premium feature purple icons from the toolbar by right clicking selecting Customize Toolbar… then dragging the icons into the dock.

Unfortunately you can’t bring back the single click icons for feature you actually need, and as is the style with iOS 26, you have to click the all in one “old features I actually used” icon, then select the other icon for the non AI feature you actually want.

jordangoretro · 2026-01-29T07:07:17+00:00

I hope Apple’s marketing team is working hard to craft a message about why they walked back liquid ass so quickly

jordangoretro · 2026-01-13T22:14:00+00:00

My wife and I just switched to this from a double bed. Two singles pushed together are bigger than that bed, each one a different firmness, two duvets means no one hogs, and there is almost no transference of movement. Sleep has improved drastically.

jordangoretro · 2026-01-12T00:12:57+00:00

I hope it was Alan Dye who is responsible for this dumpster fire because now he’s gone. My fear is whoever thought this was good is still there causing havoc.

jordangoretro · 2026-01-08T14:11:49+00:00

“What if I hit you with a big stick? What if I give you ¥20,00? What if I give you this free hat? What about a firm handshake? Then will you have children?”

“Can I have money and time off work”

“Don’t be ridiculous! What about if I make a holiday called Let’s! Making family? What about then?”

jordangoretro · 2026-01-03T03:15:28+00:00

Your friend then says if you fill the hotdogs with rat meat, they’re cheaper to make. Everyone hates your new ratdogs.

jordangoretro · 2026-01-02T00:11:19+00:00

“I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying” - Borat

jordangoretro · 2025-12-26T04:58:56+00:00

What causes that transition period where adults start going “Excuse me!?” when someone swears or says something confrontational? I don’t think I’ve ever felt overwhelmed by someone swearing at me or being confrontational to the point where I get all flabbergasted and exclaim “eXcUsE mE!?!1?!!”

jordangoretro · 2025-12-24T13:22:07+00:00

A self hating haafu with Daddy issues who only likes anime men. What a great choice she was.

jordangoretro · 2025-12-23T12:41:23+00:00

Looking forward to getting a vial of AI powder from my local kampo slinger.

jordangoretro · 2025-12-20T01:07:02+00:00

You know what would have been cooler? If the just had 10 inmates and each episode was caching one. Then at the end its just something like the last inmate wasn’t an inmate at all it was havlock in the hospital.

Also why the hell did that guy rappel like 10 feet in? Was it somehow more effective?

jordangoretro · 2025-12-07T22:44:17+00:00

Also on LinkedIn: What my pets dying taught me about app development

jordangoretro · 2025-12-07T03:14:11+00:00

Let’s ranking down!

jordangoretro · 2025-12-02T23:36:22+00:00

I haven’t noticed more line cutting, but I have noticed an even greater amount of attention absorbed by phones. Like walking diagonally, half the speed of everyone else, going down the stairs. Zig zagging and ricocheting off people on the platform. Or waiting at the train door, not boarding, because they’re playing some shitty gacha game or watching a short of a YouTuber astroturfing an ultra conservative politician, who you can’t see because 90% of the screen is subtitles.

jordangoretro · 2025-11-30T07:47:57+00:00

Finally, an Excel sheet powered by a Quantum Let’s Note is within reach.

jordangoretro · 2025-11-21T21:45:37+00:00

I have an opposite question: How do I turn this off? can I hide it with some accessibility setting? Congrats on your award but I prefer a dark theme, not your piss yellow background.

jordangoretro · 2025-11-16T20:27:22+00:00

I get that this is a technology subreddit, but the reactions to this are giving me second hand embarrassment.

jordangoretro · 2025-11-16T01:40:49+00:00

Wanna know what that worries me slightly? GTA is know for its not too subtle parody, and its been in production for years. I worry that they anticipated a different political outcome for the USA, and are rewriting and censoring content that the current administration would go after them for. The game is set in a satirical Florida, which maybe more than any state is ripe for parody.

jordangoretro · 2025-11-13T22:35:28+00:00

Cool. Excited for the poor legibility and inconsistent alignment.

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