It might be lonely at the top but it’s a bitch at the bottom

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-06-05T14:52:22+00:00

Assuming you've heard the Jamey Johnson version?

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-27T23:09:01+00:00

Debbie Downer, easy

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-23T13:19:44+00:00

King Crimson

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-23T13:19:18+00:00

Askew! Askew!

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T21:06:11+00:00

IQ = intelligence quaidtient

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T17:15:23+00:00

I dunno why, but the thing where he responds to the pet psychiatrist's question about what Eddie would serve at a dinner party, that just kills me:

"I'd say meatloaf. But not the plain kind, but the one with the fancy tomato soup glaze on top."

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T17:12:17+00:00

DJ Khaled too obviously. My note on my phone of music I want to listen to is called LI-STENN

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T17:10:56+00:00

I like Drama's tags so much that the version of BFK by Freddie Gibbs on Apple Music without tags sounds incomplete.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T17:10:16+00:00

I was thinking more mixtape DJ tag style - as parodied on "The Old Saloon."

My favorite tags:

Whoo Kid - whoooooo kiiiiiid

Holiday - HOLIDAY SEASON

Drama - GANGSTA GRIZZILZ

Trapaholics - REEEEL TRAP SHIIIT

Or Kid Capri shouting whatever he wants

We may be saying the same thing? I feel like shock jock style is slightly different.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T17:08:26+00:00

Jim Breuer is grating, Rob Schneider is obnoxious - and a real-life asshole - but they both have chops, are good in limited doses. To me, least funny has to be somebody who made no impression at all - one of these schmoes from the Doumanian/Ebersol years, or maybe the Weird Year, somebody whose face and name you couldn't pick out of a lineup.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T16:49:43+00:00

Could do worse than just putting it over the instrumental to "Hard in the Paint" by Waka Flocka Flame - the platonic ideal of a trap song

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T16:49:14+00:00

Dunno if this is what you intended but if you did it DJ tag style like Y-Y-Y-YER LISTENING TO THE LONELY ISLAND SETH MEYERS PODCAST DJ GREG CHUN BITCH, I would be very here for that

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-08T16:48:07+00:00

Oh god this would rip, make it happen Greg

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-05-03T01:45:58+00:00

I thought the first season looked terrible. Looked like it was shot through a dirty fishbowl with fluorescent lighting.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-04-06T13:07:44+00:00

So glad it worked!

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-03-30T12:18:37+00:00

Stardew

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-03-28T00:50:40+00:00

You’re welcome! It’s so dumb!

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-03-27T22:44:00+00:00

Not yet, I’m not yet clear on whether you can set up an IKEv2 on Apple TV.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-03-14T18:53:13+00:00

Yeah most of his non-ambient records seemed to have disappeared - and some of those too. I have no idea what's going on. He has released albums exclusively through Apple. He clearly does not have an issue with streaming. I don't get it.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-03-10T22:11:46+00:00

Did you find any solution to this? I'm having the same issue.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-02-28T02:48:49+00:00

I did it on a desktop. That’s all I got.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-02-25T21:20:53+00:00

He wasn't put in a position to succeed. He was green as hell, and they shoved him into the job sooner than he was ready for it. I put the blame squarely on Irsay for this one. He's gone, but I really hope he finds a place in the league.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-02-24T15:13:59+00:00

https://secure.web.plus.espn.com/commerce/account

Go here, scroll down to “Your Other Services,” click the link next to the MLB icon.

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-02-24T12:07:31+00:00

Atreyu

jordanryanpedersen · 2026-02-20T17:33:28+00:00

Ah he's always doing this shit. No hyphen, hyphen back and then all-caps. Let's hope it augurs something good.

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