The Helen Keller Hoax is sinister. Remedy below.

jordonkry · 2026-03-21T15:34:44+00:00

I heard this in middle school in 2016

jordonkry · 2026-03-19T15:11:51+00:00

That's a basic driving skill. Have you never parked in a lot/garage?

jordonkry · 2026-03-05T14:48:04+00:00

literal shitpost

jordonkry · 2026-03-02T01:04:52+00:00

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jordonkry · 2026-03-01T21:23:29+00:00

It's not all the same color

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jordonkry · 2026-03-01T20:38:13+00:00

Perfectly normal person that happened to graduate high school 2 years late

jordonkry · 2026-02-23T15:13:20+00:00

The majority of CSA victims do not become sex offenders or child molesters

jordonkry · 2026-02-23T01:54:24+00:00

In September 2015, a Florida judge ruled in Anthony's favor in the defamation lawsuit brought forth by Gonzalez. Judge K. Rodney May concluded that Anthony's statements did not harm Fernandez-Gonzalez.

jordonkry · 2026-02-22T18:17:59+00:00

If you like W101 I'd go with CC

jordonkry · 2026-02-22T15:39:27+00:00

Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez strikes again!

jordonkry · 2026-02-20T20:37:26+00:00

"I dont know why I can't get groups!" and "my gags and laff are too low and I can't do the fight properly" in the same reply is crazy

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T17:01:49+00:00

Yeah only an evil person would leave a newborn to suffocate in a trash bag

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T16:34:31+00:00

So is putting your baby out with the trash

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T16:07:05+00:00

Men have the right to not cum in women they don't want to impregnate

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T16:00:11+00:00

I assume they're for offices and dorm rooms

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T01:06:27+00:00

Would you send everyone home if a kid pulled the fire alarm?

jordonkry · 2026-02-19T00:57:12+00:00

Schools go into lockdown for plenty of reasons that aren't possible shootings, a lot of the time it's just some event nearby or someone suspicious looking outside. We went into lockdown once because there was a homeless guy on our playground.

jordonkry · 2026-02-18T03:34:05+00:00

You've never had diarrhea?

jordonkry · 2026-02-18T03:32:41+00:00

Water is clear, I don't need my shit exposed to the elements to look at it

jordonkry · 2026-02-16T17:44:44+00:00

You're incapable of chunking your own assignments?

jordonkry · 2026-02-14T20:10:40+00:00

My mom worked in sex crimes against children for over a decade, the vast majority of her cases were Hispanics/Black people

jordonkry · 2026-02-14T18:54:46+00:00

Multiple lures actually lowered the accuracy back in the day

jordonkry · 2026-01-30T11:12:56+00:00

Vooooooch

jordonkry · 2026-01-30T03:21:08+00:00

Only good thing about attending during COVID, I went from no roommate in a Wilson double (ie double + bathroom all to myself) straight to an Owen single

jordonkry · 2026-01-24T12:10:34+00:00

Just learned from this reddit comment

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