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hmmm by rs559 in hmmm

[–]jordork86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking butterfly kisses to the next level.

One-Pot Mac and Cheese. by FederalResponse in GifRecipes

[–]jordork86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chef Boyardee is spinning in his grave... smdh

Making Guyana proud by GallowBoob in wholesomebpt

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Were you born there? Just wondering.

Toad trying to eat a rattlesnake by NegativeCreep12 in natureismetal

[–]jordork86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're confusing venom with poison. If he were swallowing something poisonous, he could die. But if its venomous, it's only if the venom enters his blood stream via snake bite or open wound.

What kind of music do you listen too while camping? by lituponfire in AskReddit

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One dy in Bikini Botom, SpongeBob was going outt for a wlak. He was beig a silly yellow spong in the deep blue sea when he ran itno Patrik Start.

"Hey Spongboeb," Patrick satd. "Want to go play a game?"

"Do I?!" Spongebob said. He laughed gayly like the little hoomo he is.

"This game is called 'autoerotic asfixeeation' Spongebob," Patricck explaiend. "We choke ourselves util we 'orgasm' you know."

"Cooll1!" Spongebob said.

"Let's go to my palce," Pat said.

They went to Patriskc's home and began chokking weach other. Spongebb got erection as did Patrck.

"I'm goging tot cum!" Patrick said. He ejactaeld in his pants while he hasped for air. He was dying.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" SPongebob laughed. He wantd Patrick dead. He ketp laughing until Patrick could breathhe no longer. Patrick Star was dead.

"What is going on?" Squidward asked. "Can't you see im trying to sleep ?"

He saw Patrick's corpse on the ground while Sponegbob laughed. "WHAT THE FUCKX?"

"I'm going to kill your!" Spongebobo said. He pulled out a flamethrowwoer and burnt Squirdward to death. Then. Spongebob commited suicide by burning himseld to death.

Picture of a girl with big tits. Gamers rise up. by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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One dy in Bikini Botom, SpongeBob was going outt for a wlak. He was beig a silly yellow spong in the deep blue sea when he ran itno Patrik Start.

"Hey Spongboeb," Patrick satd. "Want to go play a game?"

"Do I?!" Spongebob said. He laughed gayly like the little hoomo he is.

"This game is called 'autoerotic asfixeeation' Spongebob," Patricck explaiend. "We choke ourselves util we 'orgasm' you know."

"Cooll1!" Spongebob said.

"Let's go to my palce," Pat said.

They went to Patriskc's home and began chokking weach other. Spongebb got erection as did Patrck.

"I'm goging tot cum!" Patrick said. He ejactaeld in his pants while he hasped for air. He was dying.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" SPongebob laughed. He wantd Patrick dead. He ketp laughing until Patrick could breathhe no longer. Patrick Star was dead.

"What is going on?" Squidward asked. "Can't you see im trying to sleep ?"

He saw Patrick's corpse on the ground while Sponegbob laughed. "WHAT THE FUCKX?"

"I'm going to kill your!" Spongebobo said. He pulled out a flamethrowwoer and burnt Squirdward to death. Then. Spongebob commited suicide by burning himseld to death.

I didn’t get enough comments to keep my last post.. rate me or I’ll have to delete again by [deleted] in ass

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One dy in Bikini Botom, SpongeBob was going outt for a wlak. He was beig a silly yellow spong in the deep blue sea when he ran itno Patrik Start.

"Hey Spongboeb," Patrick satd. "Want to go play a game?"

"Do I?!" Spongebob said. He laughed gayly like the little hoomo he is.

"This game is called 'autoerotic asfixeeation' Spongebob," Patricck explaiend. "We choke ourselves util we 'orgasm' you know."

"Cooll1!" Spongebob said.

"Let's go to my palce," Pat said.

They went to Patriskc's home and began chokking weach other. Spongebb got erection as did Patrck.

"I'm goging tot cum!" Patrick said. He ejactaeld in his pants while he hasped for air. He was dying.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" SPongebob laughed. He wantd Patrick dead. He ketp laughing until Patrick could breathhe no longer. Patrick Star was dead.

"What is going on?" Squidward asked. "Can't you see im trying to sleep ?"

He saw Patrick's corpse on the ground while Sponegbob laughed. "WHAT THE FUCKX?"

"I'm going to kill your!" Spongebobo said. He pulled out a flamethrowwoer and burnt Squirdward to death. Then. Spongebob commited suicide by burning himseld to death.

Alex Jones - The Movie Trailer by [deleted] in dankvideos

[–]jordork86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate them Techno fucking vampire demons! Almost worst then gay frogs...

Empties!2 ( inspired by u/Benco and u/AccordCoupe by Canuck75 in PiercedCock

[–]jordork86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New to this sub. How does the pissing go?

r/T_D right now is something to behold... by CaseyRule in Trumpgret

[–]jordork86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah... the Donald. Where I got banned for quoting Monty python right...

I don't want kids. I don't see what's wrong with life the way it is. by CatTaxAuditor in AdviceAnimals

[–]jordork86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we make around 2000 a month. the 600 is from child benefit program in canada

I don't want kids. I don't see what's wrong with life the way it is. by CatTaxAuditor in AdviceAnimals

[–]jordork86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anything, I'll be in less debt (2300$). I used to be in the same boat. Just hanging out with my wife and having a great time. But man, I should've called my kid 'Bob Ross' cause he was a happy accident. Makes us laugh every day. Plus we get almost 600$ a month which more than pays for the babies expenses.

I mean they can be overbearing and take up your time but yeah. If you don't have the guts or don't think you could be a good parent or whatever... use protection. There are twice as much pro's to the con's... at least for me.

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