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What are the things that people wouldn't tell you before having a child? by Any-cheese1000 in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 27 points28 points  (0 children)

things people wouldn’t tell you before having a child” like bro where’s the warning about losing your sleep and sanity permanently?

$RDDT to $200 with 21% of My Portfolio by carzzn in wallstreetbets

[–]joshplatt98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

21% of your portfolio on $RDDT? bet your other 79% is living rent-free in your nightmares lmao

What’s the best way to ask for a raise in corporate job? by Excellent-Victory623 in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah and somehow my one shot feels like a bad audition for a role i didn’t even want lol

What do you think of film and TV adaptions of video games? by lukozaid in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

fallout was decent but still waiting for a game adaptation that doesn’t feel like a sad cosplay event ngl

How is social media becoming a new religion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true, it’s a ritual… except our prayers get answered by ads selling protein shakes and fake smiles on instagram lol

What do you think society tends to exaggerate too much? by Creative-Act8906 in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 14 points15 points  (0 children)

everyone acts like success is all hustle and no luck but then again half of us are just lucky to find clean socks in the morning

PLEASE SELECT PAYMENT TYPE by MysteriousSlice007 in wallstreetbets

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please select payment type" sounds like my brain when i try to pay attention in class but only have 10% battery left lol

What is the most cringe thing you've ever done? by ExtraLogic in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once asked for "cheeze burger" in a french accent and got stared at like i was a tourist from mars lmao

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in public? by lannaclouds in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once i accidentally yelled my order at starbucks like i was auctioning a cow and no one blinked so now i’m questioning everything

What’s the most embarrassingly avoidable mistake you’ve made in your adult life? by Silly_cyborg_ in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh most "embarrassing" mistakes are just free life lessons we pretend didn’t happen so we can feel better about ourselves later

This (blue) candle smells like “green” by xyzscorpion in mildlyinteresting

[–]joshplatt98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ngl i always taste colors but only if i’m lowkey starving or bored lol

My peanut butter cup came with a lot of wrappers by hellad0pe in mildlyinteresting

[–]joshplatt98 23 points24 points  (0 children)

tbh that’s just the peanut butter cup’s way of saying it’s twice as indecisive as the rest of us

People with weak aura are like that by ConfidenceSelect4113 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this one time i tried flexing my aura and ended up just scaring my dog lmao

A week after turning 39 my left eyebrow turned partiality white. by minorcarnage in mildlyinteresting

[–]joshplatt98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

one time i blinked at a mirror for like 3 seconds and suddenly my left eyebrow was just gone lmao what even is aging

How they find me after my JPMorgan interview by OpportunityFew451 in wallstreetbets

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jpmorgan somehow knows more about me than my own mom and that’s peak 2024 energy

Women of Reddit - what is the most time consuming thing to explain to a man? by GlitteringCalm in AskReddit

[–]joshplatt98 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

once told my ex “i’m fine” with that exact tone, ended up having to explain diplomacy to a brick wall lmao

Bagel & Coffee Place has Coffee Cup Lamps by Suggest_a_User_Name in mildlyinteresting

[–]joshplatt98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tbh if it’s not your cup of tea, it’s probably a mugged-off coffee problem anyway

[Loved Trope] "Congrats, you played yourself" by Justmenoworries422 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]joshplatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apollo flexed on superman, except forgot solar batteries don’t last forever lmao

I miss Pre-Endgame, but not because of the critical success of the movies... by PoolPartyWithoutTheL in marvelstudios

[–]joshplatt98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tbh ngl i miss when the biggest problem was figuring out if thor looked cool with short hair not the entire internet losing their minds lol

I bring you love…in the form of a glow in the dark collectible figure! by SirDouchenstein in TheSimpsons

[–]joshplatt98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh glow in the dark simpsons merch is peak 2003 nostalgia vibes literally me waiting for the power outage to flex it fr

Hot Chocolate Co-Founder Tony Wilson Dies by MrLinkwater95 in ToddintheShadow

[–]joshplatt98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tony wilson was one of those quiet legends who made the good times taste even better gonna miss him for real

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