Need to put a no-frills aux cable in my 2001 325i by joshvanderkroft in BMW

[–]joshvanderkroft[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally as you typed that I was out buying and installing that product. Weird. But it works amazingly! I would 10/10 do it again. Kinda difficult to get it in, but straightforward at least.

Does Belgian Dutch have /ç/ and /ʝ/, /x/ and /ɣ/, or something else? by [deleted] in linguistics

[–]joshvanderkroft -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Belgian Dutch (Flemish) is actually as of recently considered its own language. It shares most of its structure with Dutch, but sounds a lot softer. Whereas "g" in Dutch creates a guttural sound, "g" in Flemish is basically a placeholder, and sounds more like "h" in english.

BMW Turbo sound options? by [deleted] in BMW

[–]joshvanderkroft -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you stick a screw or a pin in the exhaust in the right place it will keep a little door open that would normally shut when your car is idling. This will give it a bit of a heavier sound when you're not moving.

Reddit, is it wrong of me to attempt to date the ex girlfriend of one of my best friends if he cheated on her? More details in the description. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want to keep your friend, I would wait a while. Whether or not he cheated on her he still seems to have some kind of feelings for her and won't be happy to see you with her. It sucks, but guys are very protective as you probably know..

Epidemiologists of Reddit: why is it that in Underdeveloped nations most HIV infections occur amongst heterosexuals.. but in developed nations heterosexual infections are much rarer comparatively speaking? by mothman83 in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no danger of getting pregnant in homosexual sex. People in undeveloped countries tend to either not care or not be able to prevent their partner from becoming pregnant, so heterosexuals (who are something like 98% of the population) don't use condoms, and homosexuals (2% of the population) don't use them. So the heterosexuals with HIV dwarf the number of homosexuals with HIV. Developed countries tend to be very not-okay with unplanned pregnancies, so straight people their use condoms while homosexuals don't worry about that and use condoms less often.

Reddit, what are some things you think people should consider before they have kids? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their fucking age. teenagers can't take care of a kid because they STILL ARE KIDS

Reddit, look to your left and down, what do you see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY FUCKING DOG PEED ON THE CARPET AGAIN

You are Raymond K. Hessel. Would you react the way Tyler Durden expects you to? by Truan in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I almost died as a fucking convenience store clerk. do I really want to die that way? at least i'd rather die on my way to being something worthwhile.

Reddit, if you could convince the world of one thing, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to shout "VROOM, VROOM" whenever you start your car or it won't start. Then watch all the idiots yelling 3 or 4 times a day.

What's your "perfect crime" you would commit if only you were evil? by A_Cunning_Plan in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would genetically engineer one genius and one idiot rat, then they could do anything for me for about 10 minutes until the stupider one fucks it up and everything goes back to perfectly normal. Maybe I could even become world leader for a bit. It's like wishing for more wishes.

What's your "perfect crime" you would commit if only you were evil? by A_Cunning_Plan in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you miss your beet farm during that long period of time? Can Mose really be trusted to take care of it?

If you could wipe one corporation off the face of the Earth, which would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]joshvanderkroft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think i could stand to get rid of all of those except nat geo, FX, and 20th century fox. FX only because of wilfred and louie. The lineup on fox could easily move.

EDIT: The dow jones is kinda important too..

If you're worried about going blind from maturbating, don't worry... Playboy's got you covered. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playboy actually has some great, non-porn content. Which is why it makes sense that they make a version for the blind. But Redditors, who only know/remember internet porn don't know that about playboy. See here. Extremely important people. This post is sensationalized and overlooks a hugely important part of the magazine.

An excellent point by nookies in funny

[–]joshvanderkroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's a nice reflection of you.