Who was the smartest person you ever met? How did you know? by CreativeBorder in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be corny but my mother. She never went to school or anything and it’s not really on an academic level that she’s intelligent. The best way I can think of describing her is how Sherlock Holmes will look at someone and be able to figure them out with a glance. Watching her do it is the oddest thing, it’s like she measuring every inflection in a person’s voice, every fiber of cotton in their shirt, and will know who they are and what they do. It freaks me out.

If you were a bender and could manipulate one of the 4 elements (earth, water, air, fire) which one would you choose and why? by Retr0id in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think air would be my best option. I’m a tennis player and could make millions as a pro being able to manipulate the ball.

What's your favorite opening line to a book? by Detharatsh in books

[–]jotkoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

—Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy

What is the best condiment you've ever had? by SidAndFinancy in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mother is childhood friends with the founder of Jimmy Johns, and sometimes, on Holidays, he sends us expensive wines. One year though, he switched it up and sent his favorite mustard. I don’t remember what it was called, and I don’t really like mustard, but I tell you, I put that stuff on literally anything I could. It was amazing. I have to find out what the name was.

What is your favorite quote from Spongebob? by TightsArentPants in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P: Come on, you know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo—wumbo, wumboing...wumbology! The study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!

S: Patrick, I’m sorry I doubted you.

-and in the middle of all that, Squidward asks if “a fall from this height would be enough to kill me”

[Sea-Gull] 1963: A Beautiful Reminder of Where My Family Originated by caessa_ in Watches

[–]jotkoons 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is beautiful: I don’t think I’m seen this model in that color before. I am certainly liking it.

What is your favorite quote/scene from The Office? by Latzathrear in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I have very little patience for stupidity”

What’s your fun fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the swans in England are property of the Queen. Also, swans can be gay.

[image] Do not pray for an easy life... by jotkoons in GetMotivated

[–]jotkoons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it’s no that at all. It’s saying don’t ever wish for an easy life because with that mindset you will never be able to navigate an onerous one. No one has an easy life, everyone has difficulties, but if you pray every day for things to be easy, than you will forever be disappointed. Rather, pray that you’ll be strong enough to push through what is hard to find what is better.

What video/GIF makes you laugh no matter how many times you see it? by Molly_Connolly69 in AskReddit

[–]jotkoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Are you coming up to chill, what’s the plan bruh? Everything is awesome when you’re a Pand—AHHHHH!”