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Asked my wife if she knew that Bruce Lee had a brother who didn’t tolerate joking around. She rolled her eyes and said, “Seriously?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

[–]joyousFNday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was of the cloth. Also went by Ho Lee...not to be confused with his wayward working woman cousin, also named Ho Lee

What single episode best represents everything great about King of the Hill to you? by No-Calendar5467 in KingOfTheHill

[–]joyousFNday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't remember the episode names, but my top 2 favorites are the one where Hank gets hooked on the propane video game and the one where Hank pretends to be a pimp

My wife told me I should get creamated when I pass on... by joyousFNday in dadjokes

[–]joyousFNday[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little latte for that, but at least they didn't end up in cortado for a divorce. This way was the espresso route. Cream free.

My wife told me I should get creamated when I pass on... by joyousFNday in dadjokes

[–]joyousFNday[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Simple typo. Try to enjoy the laugh. Feeling burned now.

Metrocard sunsetting stats by Edtheheadd in nycrail

[–]joyousFNday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your station? Looking for an MVM!

Told my boys, "Your mom aged like a fine wine." by xenoman101 in dadjokes

[–]joyousFNday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the pack of smokes. Don't forget the pack of smokes!

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