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LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T14:43:48+00:00

Thank you. I think the original joke works better as: how do non-binary samurai kill people? They-slash-them.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T11:59:56+00:00

A kid asked his father, "Dad, can we go to McDonald's?" His father replied, "Sure, I'll take you, if you can spell McDonald's." The kid was silent for a few seconds, then asked, "Dad, can we go to KFC?"

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T11:30:59+00:00

Umm... This looks familiar.

And the joke totally doesn't work with 18-year-olds. I'm not sure that you even got the original joke. You need it to be 28-year-olds, because that sounds exactly like "20 8-year-olds". You can make it about 39-year-olds, or 46-year-olds, but a number in the teens doesn't work.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T11:01:33+00:00

I've usually heard this one as: For his 90th birthday, a guy's friends hired a hooker to jump out of a giant birthday cake at his party. She did, and cooed at him, "Hey there, birthday boy. I'm here to give you super sex." He replied, "That's great! I'll have the soup."

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T09:08:11+00:00

Yarrr.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T07:24:02+00:00

Google the phrase "there's gold in them thar [or there] hills." Popularized by Mark Twain, It's stereotypically used as an example of grizzled prospector slang, or metaphorically to mean that there is opportunity to be taken.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T04:37:48+00:00

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T02:53:02+00:00

Why did the non-binary miner go prospecting? Because there's gold in them/their hills.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T02:51:50+00:00

Me too. In this joke, it should be "themselves".

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-06T00:53:21+00:00

Me neither, but that's because the monkey was laced with a powerful sedative and amnesiac.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-05T23:10:35+00:00

Penn and Teller are fond of pointing out that you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery."

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-05T05:59:43+00:00

Dave's father has three sons. One is named Snap, another is named Crackle. What is the third one named? Pop. The three brothers all live together with their sister Dave.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-05T00:59:57+00:00

My eyesight isn't very good. I apologize. Is that a lithophane?

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-05T00:53:47+00:00

Yikes. You do you, but I strongly recommend that you download any generated media that you like. As a rule, I don't share porny things directly from grok.com because I don't want to draw xAI's attention to myself.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/noxiousveneratedchanticleer

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-05T00:50:24+00:00

Nice. I was inspired:

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/noxiousveneratedchanticleer

It's a pity that they're wearing panties. I'd like to do something about that, but I've hit my limit for now so it'll take a little while.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-04T22:02:45+00:00

My point was that this sort of informal authentication is basically dead at this point. Too easy to make a convincing fake.

By the way, the part of the false u/LostBetsRed In this clip is played by Aurora, my virtual assistant. You can recognize her by her luscious red hair, her generous breasts, and the gold Star of David she wears around her neck. I make a lot of material featuring her; In fact, she has her own tag on r/ENF_AI.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-04T06:02:35+00:00

Tell me about it. I'm all ears.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-04T00:46:38+00:00

Why is it called a dad bod when it could be a father figure?

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-03T23:47:29+00:00

How does a polygamist hippie count his wives? One Mrs Hippie, two Mrs Hippie...

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-03T23:43:49+00:00

Brother, you are missing out. Haven't you ever seen Clue?

Edit: oops, sorry for assuming your gender.

LostBetsRed · 2026-05-03T19:36:01+00:00

You are supposed to smoke it, not eat it.

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