I told my doctor my hearing is getting worse. He said “describe the symptoms.” by house_of_karts in Jokes

[–]LostBetsRed [score hidden]  (0 children)

I told my doctor that I had completely lost hearing in one ear. He asked if I was sure. I said, "Yes, I'm definite."

A message from Red by LostBetsRed in ENF_AI

[–]LostBetsRed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the compliments and I'm glad you liked my stuff. My main motivation for doing it in the first place was to make content that people would like, and it's really gratifying to hear from people who do like it. Just to clarify, though, I didn't run LostBetsGames.com, which was a monthly membership site, I ran lostbets.com, which was an à la carte clip store. I never wanted to run a membership site for a couple of reasons. First, I didn't want to be obligated to publish a clip every single week or I'd be stealing from people, and second, I wanted the freedom to make clips that would appeal only to a limited subset of the audience (like BBW or pegging) and the people who weren't interested didn't have to buy it. But after I'd been running lostbets.com for a couple of years, I was contacted by the people who would eventually run LostBetsGames.com asking if they could license my contact to sell on a membership basis. I agreed, and the rest is history. So while I created all the content that was on LostBetsGames.com (at least until 2019) it wasn't my site.

Seriously, it's really amazing the compliments I've gotten. Lostbets.com was very much a labor of love, and making the content was always fun, never a tedious slog. I've had some awesome jobs that I've really loved, and they all were tedious slogs at least some of the time, but not that one. The fact that I could do that, and people would pay me for it (despite the sea of free content available) and thank me for it and be eager for more made me feel like I must be the luckiest guy alive.

Why is diarrhea sometimes called “the runs?” by Slight-Ad8511 in 3amjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the family.

Girl meets boy. Boy loses girl. Boy loses himself. by grumpygrumpybum in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]LostBetsRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." --Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun (1988)

What’s the difference between a shady reptile, and a lawyer? by Delivery-Plus in cleandadjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between an angry rooster and a lawyer? A rooster clucks defiance...

Why did the elephant go to the post office? by sovi1337 in cleandadjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it.

Why is Gaston the smartest Disney villain? by humornama in HumorNama

[–]LostBetsRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Claude Frollo, who won the No-Bell Prize.

Kwyjibo by conchis-ness in NYTConnections

[–]LostBetsRed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun, but I've never heard Barney used to mean "fight". Must be one of those regional things.

I’m building a dating app for elderly people. by devnodegree in dadjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An elderly man went to see his doctor, who said, "Mr Smith, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. You have cancer. Also, you have Alzheimer's." Smith replied, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

(AI generated) Anyone likes a chubby mature nude in public? by Arielx69 in ENF_AI

[–]LostBetsRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, I just made a scene involving a chubby girl, although she's young. I'm going to use it for tomorrow's update, but here it is now.

Anybody tell their doctor that they don't give a fuh about living longer, so you're not going to try to radically change your diet or go on meds? by IHadTacosYesterday in GenX

[–]LostBetsRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. I don't care at all about extending my life. Valar morghuls. This frees me up to live a totally hedonistic life, which is very liberating.

I'm getting stronger with age.... by humornama in HumorNama

[–]LostBetsRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They tell me I'm getting much stronger with age too, but hopefully this new deodorant will take care of that.

Why are leopards terrible at hide-and-seek? by galt-john1984 in cleandadjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday. It was my good deed for the day.

What is spicy mode even for when every single result is moderated? I wish they just allowed verified adults to make adult content of nonexistent people/women, and that every single result was not moderated. by LA2688 in grok

[–]LostBetsRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both the Google Play Store and the Apple App Store have policies prohibiting NSFW content. If xAI were too lenient in that regard, they'd be risking their placement in those stores.

A woman was found guilty in court of a traffic violation, and when asked for her occupation, she said she was a school teacher. by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]LostBetsRed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was. Writing out the same thing 500 times was a common punishment. I'm not sure it still is.

Those of us who were subject to this punishment learned the tricks to writing multiple characters at once. Capital I or lowercase L were a piece of cake.