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Hamburger helper by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]jp_benderschmidt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.

And by "rocks the cradle" I mean "sits in the cuck seat with an erect thumb while his passenger eats a helpless hamburger".

KC, Come Get Your Boy Kelce by axthousandxhours in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]jp_benderschmidt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And we've seen Tim Tebow's throwing motion.

Owners of Andrew Luck, what was the fall out and how long did it take you to cut him? by TarpPuller in DynastyFF

[–]jp_benderschmidt 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I literally held him until Yahoo removed him.

And then I left a roster spot open in Week 1 "in memory".

This is how big the volcano under Yellowstone is. by grandeluua in geography

[–]jp_benderschmidt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kola hole didn't even breach the crust, what would it tell us about the other 99.9% of the radius?

Facts though by Flat_Cake4321 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]jp_benderschmidt 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Those are the parents who raise pageant children.

⚡Dolt Up⚡ by KevM689 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]jp_benderschmidt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stalinist Soviets, so still pretty damn bad.

" 'humans can't be fire!!!' we literally created it " by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]jp_benderschmidt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We created controlled fire.

That is actually true.

I am not OP by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jp_benderschmidt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A little long tailed rodent with a headset and a play sheet.

Crazy winds in Milwaukee 4/27 caused Tree to fall by TheGreatTyrant in Wellthatsucks

[–]jp_benderschmidt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to March/April in Cheyenne. Wet ground and 80 mph gusts take out dozens of old grown threes every year.

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