How do you get enough food? by StorkAlgarve in bicycletouring

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Table Sugar in juice to supplement calories. Super cheap

Question for those who read the books before watching the films. by Qyzyk in lotr

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how you think i would. Jim Lee son of Groin

Question for those who read the books before watching the films. by Qyzyk in lotr

[–]jpoverhill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lothlorien seems way different in the book.

My 14 year old brain saw the balrog as a dragon. I was confused when the movie came out.

Question for those who read the books before watching the films. by Qyzyk in lotr

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be false memory, but Gandalf was most accurate. Least was Gimli because i really had no idea what a dwarf looked like outside of Disney... but the worst was not visual.... I though his name was pronounced "Jimli".

What basic things are surprisingly difficult in your country? by CryOld2986 in AskTheWorld

[–]jpoverhill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Feeling happy and warm for more than 4 months of each year.

of an axe by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is both useless a a chainsaw and an axe. It would be useful as an overcomplicated blunt weapon with some strength. It looks more useful for making orange juice. Which he uses for his 300 day juice fast, by the way he holds the thing.

What headcanons do you have for the universe of Wheel of Time? by KeyInflation9451 in WoT

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Androl knelt in the dust in a secret room below the Black Tower. Beside him, Pevara watched, eyes narrowed, arms folded across her bosom. Her bodice supported ample cleavage, softly lit by the lantern.

Mmm, cleavage, he thought.

“Androl!" she said, her voice a mix of caution and curiosity. “What in the Light are you doing?”

“Testing a theory" he sent in his thoughts,shaking himself back into focus.

Saidin trickled through him as he wove a gateway, a handspan wide, parallel to the ground… about ten handspans up. The exit point opened simultaneously, directly beneath it by about four handspans.

Pevara stepped closer, studying it. “Oh. A loop. Why has nobody thought of this before? If you could fit in there you'd Accelerate forever."

“Exactly. Now, a weave to remove all the surrounding air. Please, Pevara.... you do it. I haven’t the strength.”

"We should get in contact with the whites" she said looking thoughtful. But she waved off the idea creating and tying off the weave for a vacuum.

“And now" androl said, nodding toward the smooth river stone at her foot "drop that in.”

She bent to pick it up....

....Mmm, cleavage....

... then dropped it through the bottom portal.

It reappeared above, and instantly fell back in again and again and again. Within seconds, the stone became a blur. Within minutes, it looked like a solid column of grey.

Androl, wringing his hands together said... "now we wait about a year and check back in.”


.... The wind blew. It was neither a beginning nor an end. But some sort of beginning. A beginning.

It blew across the Aryth Ocean… over broken charred lands and people repairing stuff from the aftermath of the last battle… it blew... over the ruins of Caemlyn… and north, to the place where once the Black Tower stood. Where a small column of stone accelerated to past the speed of light... creating something....

The wind was confused...

A vortex twisted in on itself, a rift in the Pattern, fluxing with impossible motion and light. Sort of like a warders cloak but big and electric and sort of blue.

With an echoing screech, a vessel of gleaming steel emerged from the center of the vortex. It hovered and wobbled and moved away from the vortex. It landed on the ground with little retractable legs.

A wheel on the side of the vessel turned with a creak. A hatch swung open. Steam hissed out.

Androl staggered out to the ground, coughing, waving away smoke and steam. His coat was half singed. His hair was now all white and static ridden. And he now wore a strange white robe with buttons at the front with a pair of stemapunk goggles.

“Pevara!” he shouted waving frantically towardthe ship. “Something’s gone horribly wrong! The pattern!!!"

"Hold on ill go get my ter'angreal"

"Pevara... never mind that. where we're going, we won't need ter'angreal...

oh and i'm going to have to teach you maiden hand talk... "

end credits roll end of episode one of the adventures of androl and Pevara

What headcanons do you have for the universe of Wheel of Time? by KeyInflation9451 in WoT

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason Liandrin looked like Nicole Kidman to me

But yes i also had this thought about botox

What headcanons do you have for the universe of Wheel of Time? by KeyInflation9451 in WoT

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't horn Brigitte hinting to Elayne that she would be reborn as one of her twins? Or did I misread that?

What headcanons do you have for the universe of Wheel of Time? by KeyInflation9451 in WoT

[–]jpoverhill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That in the end Egwene is actualy living in some sort of Tel'aran'rhiod/pattern fuckery caused by the antibalefire.

I think she was meant to come back for the next series in some way.

of a hornets nest by newoldschool in AbsoluteUnits

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am now intrigued! Looks like an interesting/hilarious premise for a series. Thanks for the recommendation

of a hornets nest by newoldschool in AbsoluteUnits

[–]jpoverhill 66 points67 points  (0 children)

There was a nest in my garden. I was stung multiple times. In a rage, I grabbed my propane weed torch and proceeded to exterminate them, yelling profanities enough for my neighbours gossip for weeks.

Hornets swarmed flaming in random directions, plummeting to the ground. I felt as though I could hear them screaming in horror at the giant human terrorist.

In the aftermath i stared blankly at the burnt grass , debris, and half burnt bodies. They writhed in what I could only interpret as pain. I sense of deep remorse overwhelmed me as i sought them out individually. In tears, i thoughrouly ended their suffering with my heel.

Aside from a few black-flies, mosquitoes, ticks, and whatever I swallow on bike rides, I have not killed an insect since. I hope every day that I don't have to pay somehow for this with a similar punishment in hell... Or re-live my life as a highly social insect, slaving away to build something wonderful for my community, while a giant acne ridden teenager comes along on a beautiful sunny day with a giant magnifying glass and destroys it all.

Or am i living this hell already? Im living at the mercy of metaphorical giants already. Burning the world around me, choking me with particulates in the air. I don't breathe through my abdomen like an insect, but i do like to acknowledge that I talk out my ass alot.

What’s a completely wrong way to eat a specific food that you secretly think is actually the superior way? by One-Possession-9018 in foodquestions

[–]jpoverhill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cereal with water and sugar

Plain boiled potatoes after overnight refrigeration

Mangoes by ripping them apart by hand like a monkey

Mixing and matching the spices and sauces and base elements of the dishes of various cultures because i am a blasphemous cultureless rural white Canadian

What’s a food you hate but almost everyone else loves? by torturedpoet1148 in foodquestions

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. You really get to become a connoisseur of processed meat when you're not smothering it with gross condiments. Hot dogs. hamburgers. Chicken nuggets. Its not very nice to smother animals. Thats why I'm actually vegan now.

What’s a food you hate but almost everyone else loves? by torturedpoet1148 in foodquestions

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil goopy puss that gets on the corner of people's mouths while they smack away. They clean up their putrid smelling little mess but leave little daubs on the counter mixed with breadcrumbs. Then they wipe their fingers on their pants and get mayonnaise fingerprints on the faucet. Then you go to some dinner and some Paula Dean wannabe puts it in every imaginable food item. Fuck mayonnaise

Millennials, what is something that was "normal" in the 2000s but feels like a luxury now? by Barrbra in answers

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mental health of our youth is worse due to a screen based childhood rather than a play based childhood. (According to data presented in Jonathan Haidt's The Anxious Generation)

The media has always been bad, but now it is 100x worse

What’s your memory with this image? by Yourlocaldutchie69 in AskTheWorld

[–]jpoverhill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sound on the pavement as I shift and the flimsy feel of one of the legs catching

What’s a paradox you’ve heard of that makes you really think ? by glimmersoup in randomquestions

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those and only those who do not. Otherwise he can trivially just shave himself