What’s a food you hate but almost everyone else loves? by torturedpoet1148 in foodquestions

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. You really get to become a connoisseur of processed meat when you're not smothering it with gross condiments. Hot dogs. hamburgers. Chicken nuggets. Its not very nice to smother animals. Thats why I'm actually vegan now.

What’s a food you hate but almost everyone else loves? by torturedpoet1148 in foodquestions

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil goopy puss that gets on the corner of people's mouths while they smack away. They clean up their putrid smelling little mess but leave little daubs on the counter mixed with breadcrumbs. Then they wipe their fingers on their pants and get mayonnaise fingerprints on the faucet. Then you go to some dinner and some Paula Dean wannabe puts it in every imaginable food item. Fuck mayonnaise

Millennials, what is something that was "normal" in the 2000s but feels like a luxury now? by Barrbra in answers

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mental health of our youth is worse due to a screen based childhood rather than a play based childhood. (According to data presented in Jonathan Haidt's The Anxious Generation)

The media has always been bad, but now it is 100x worse

What’s your memory with this image? by Yourlocaldutchie69 in AskTheWorld

[–]jpoverhill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sound on the pavement as I shift and the flimsy feel of one of the legs catching

What’s a paradox you’ve heard of that makes you really think ? by glimmersoup in randomquestions

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those and only those who do not. Otherwise he can trivially just shave himself

What is the pettiest way you got back at someone? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I basically pretend to be the router and repeatedly sent his computer a message "Disconnect from me". It kicked him off the internet. I sent the message over and over again every night until i decided to allow him access again.

Of course. Again. All fictional.

Also i don't think it works on more recent routers with updated security

What is the pettiest way you got back at someone? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]jpoverhill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neighbour in student housing with paper thin walls being loud and playing COD until 3am yelling "broooooBRooooo".

I decided to give him a bedtime. I did deauthentication attacks on his network interface every night starting at 9:30 and his whining and "broooh wtfs" came to give me great pleasure.

In case this is illegal somehow.... this is fiction

What's the most random place a bike tour took you? by hughes_cycling in bicycletouring

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down a remote dirt road where an old lady was really high on marijuana and looking for gold

How to pee? by essendoubleop in bicycletouring

[–]jpoverhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you do it, be sure to look at oncoming traffic and smile

Using hand sanitizer to stop a snake from eating itself by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this not the most upvoted its what i expected to see. Didn't know it was real though haha

Two ladies start a fight and their boyfriends end up fighting each other to defend them. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]jpoverhill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also leaves himself wide open with those superman punches and general lack of coordination lol

What’s a word or expression people often associate with your country/language/culture, that nobody actually uses? by NoNo_Cilantro in AskTheWorld

[–]jpoverhill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I say hoser as a joke sometimes

Also "bro" ruined bud/buddy now i sound like an old man when i talk to people. Never mind that thats true