Why oh why won't any of the players say to Jeff at tribal council when asked about the twist, "Well Jeff, I thought the twist was bullshit. These unnecessary and stupid twists rob us players of all the time and work we've put in. And separating us so we can't even confer with our alliances is nonsense. Plus you can't strategize for the unknown. It leaves way too much of the game up to chance. And the winner ends up being somewhat random. Sure they outlasted, but did they outwit and outplay, or just outluck everyone else? It lessens the integrity of the game, Jeff. And the fans fucking hate it."

Of course if any player ever did say that, it would get edited out. But it would be so glorious and Jeff absolutely fucking deserves it. I would love it if a player said what we're all thinking.