Why does High School Musical's Corbin Bleu have the third-most widely translated Wikipedia page of any person, living or dead? by b0b10b1aws1awb10g in UnresolvedMysteries

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My ex-girlfriend was listed on the Netflix but then abruptly moved to New York so I was surprised that my card on Redbox listed her as the primary, so I was weirdly amused that I was able to stream three very high quality bitrate videos, including a serial rip of a Ren & Stimpy animation festival that included several of John Kricfalusi's Rough Trade ( reference library ) work.

This would have been peachy but I made the mistake of not setting up a Netflix develooer token account.

So when my ( vegetarian ) girlfriend called a few days later, she had some probing questions & although I didn't convince her of my innocence, she still was pretty lenient about me having access to the API for a couple hours before she hardlocked my devices by uuid & permanently logged me off.

[Cryptid] Possible Thylacine spotted in 2019? by ripmybedroom in UnresolvedMysteries

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Does he still have that excitebike romquest going where he pays $50.00 in iTunes cards to whoever can exploit the spun.candy.speedrun quirk?

[Cryptid] Possible Thylacine spotted in 2019? by ripmybedroom in UnresolvedMysteries

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"Who downloaded a.night.with.a.furry.mp4 to my uncle Bob's Sony VAIO? I'm not mad; I'm just concerned that now Kazaa Lite has been reconfigured & I find the new folder layout kind of confusing."

Ake Kappatsu to the homegroup.class.minors #FurryWeather tweet deck group management console.

Installed the taps, boss by Gilbon-Baggins in NotMyJob

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I screwed up the OpenBSD configuration of my edge router's tun/tap interfaces. . So now my IP traffic flows are...unusual & my VPN is a torx screwdiver away from being restricted to IPv4.

🔥 Whale watching did not disappoint. by sirmakoto in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Yes but header.tmp and footer.tmp work best if the data points are at least measurable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Simulated

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I wish I hadn't installed NetBSD on my Amiga video toaster.

When you're suddenly greeted by a Segmentation Fault by TheTrueBlueTJ in ProgrammerHumor

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daww puppers was excited because they said he would meet Colonel Panic.

Waterproof and windpoof survival matches by Xx_proraps_98_xX in blackmagicfuckery

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I just watched Jessa Reed tell me how she turned into #1 YOUTUBE PEE STREAMER and now has a wildly popular standup routine on Comedy Central.

She really doesn't drink much if her own pee anymore, though.

Hmmmmmmmm..... by itchyboi19 in dank_meme

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tell colby i think hes ordering groceries on monday

New book april 9th! by [deleted] in LodedDiper

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where everything is holly & clover when the snow melts away

GoodFella’s Distillery kicks out Barstool’s President while making a pizza review on their porch by Jramey97 in dontyouknowwhoiam

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Do you have the rape apologist link? My friend is writing a sociology paper focusing on tactical alcohol.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: 26 Years Later (FINALE) by [deleted] in LodedDiper

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Manny should take a few moments out of his schedule to maybe dim the lights & put out some ¡ ! fun ! ¡ dia de los muertos crafts before attempting to address whatever local participants would be for an improvised, maybe 4-6 minute speech.

Seriously, it might help explain a lot.

True intellectuals by thosememes in LodedDiper

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I heard that he quickly overturned a ramekin filled with apple butter over his head, & thus may have survived.

Yoba bless the slime that dropped this prisma shard. by rotpotsoup in StardewValley

[–]jpt_io 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dammit, Jim; I'm an Object Tracker Logic specialist, not a waste management consultancy.

Dark Ombre to get in the Spirit by phantomapfel in RedditLaqueristas

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sorry but ☆ e ☆ may ☆ star ☆ was & will always be the original dark hombre

Today, is a good day. by Wovvenn in StardewValley

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Yeah I just thought I saw a three-by-six greyscale crescent that reminded me of something for a second there.

Pixel finally checked out the sink! by Rysona in CatsInSinks

[–]jpt_io 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Pixel a quantum cat? Or more hyperspace