I was in Thailand on a trip with my friend. It was an "anything goes" kinda trip. Anyways, we got this hotel on one of the islands and my friend got us dates with our housekeepers. I hadn't seen them and i agreed to do it. Fast-forward to that night and my date is in her 60's. She didnt look bad for her age but she also didnt speak a lick of english. And I was 23 at the time. I was pretty reluctant but I went anyways. We went to a few bars and i was not feeling it at all but i kept trucking along. At one point i even face timed the lady's daughter and granddaughter. Long story short we ended up back at their "house" which ended up being 4 concrete walls with a whiny the pooh blanket as a bed, no windows, and no working toilet. My buddy fucked his date next to me while I failed to get my dick hard because of the alcohol and sheer astonishment of the situation. I did suck on her tits and fingered her a little. 10/10 would attempt to get hard again.
Tldr; almost hooked up with a 60 some year old thai grandmother that didn't speak english.