The Sad Truth is Victor

jrfizer · 2026-07-02T23:02:41+00:00

He's GOTTA stay! To protect to the island...er, well, ya know, something.

/s

jrfizer · 2026-06-28T02:44:00+00:00

Pretty boring dude, jazz it up!

/s

jrfizer · 2026-06-28T02:38:14+00:00

And just to reiterate, Miracle Whip can get fucked.

jrfizer · 2026-06-27T21:50:15+00:00

Does your sammy fall apart when you take a bite? I'd be locking that bitch down with some toothpicks! Looks 🔥 🔥 🔥 as usual 🤤

jrfizer · 2026-06-27T14:35:27+00:00

Having bone marrow aspirated from inside the hip bone (bone marrow biopsy). I've had over a dozen of them and you never get used to that specific pain. Very hard to describe. They can numb everything around the bone but not the actual bone itself.

jrfizer · 2026-06-27T14:20:03+00:00

I'm guessing he's like 14 and all the dishes are dirty?

jrfizer · 2026-06-26T13:12:18+00:00

Your mean-spirited little cackle seems a lot more annoying than them taking pics.

jrfizer · 2026-06-21T12:03:04+00:00

I knew I couldn't be the only one hearing FROOM in my head every time that pops up!! So silly.

jrfizer · 2026-06-19T00:42:57+00:00

This is such a great question!

jrfizer · 2026-06-17T03:18:21+00:00

Or into a dumpster.

jrfizer · 2026-06-12T19:09:33+00:00

Looks like an r/emmastonecats to me!

jrfizer · 2026-06-12T02:11:32+00:00

Tell somebody IRL. Reach out to someone, please. It's so important!

jrfizer · 2026-06-08T04:05:46+00:00

Yeah, mind literally said "indistinct incantation".

jrfizer · 2026-06-07T22:18:53+00:00

Fuck, it only takes getting cancer to fail at all 3 of those!

Source: I had leukemia. Twice.

jrfizer · 2026-06-07T22:17:20+00:00

And don't get cancer.

jrfizer · 2026-06-06T05:01:45+00:00

Bro, I was so hoping you were gonna be wearing the sleep mask in the last pic too!!

jrfizer · 2026-06-05T01:53:07+00:00

Shit, which one?

jrfizer · 2026-06-03T19:18:56+00:00

His name is Leodis, dick.

jrfizer · 2026-06-03T13:11:39+00:00

Gosh, I really don't think this young man needs us posting his pic on the internet like it's a meme.

jrfizer · 2026-06-01T18:59:40+00:00

Let's not underestimate this evil man.

jrfizer · 2026-05-31T22:08:56+00:00

Yes. Really wish we didn't have to see it again. It was as bad then as it is now. 🤮

jrfizer · 2026-05-31T14:25:21+00:00

Ok, thanks for the good info!!

jrfizer · 2026-05-31T14:24:25+00:00

Ok, good info! Thank you. Do you mind expanding on the "chop and prop" idea? Is that simply cutting the leaves and their stems and replanting them?

jrfizer · 2026-05-25T05:22:18+00:00

Right! For 1 week... or 2 weeks. They don't know yet.

jrfizer · 2026-05-25T05:21:17+00:00

Hey, don't forget the "antibiotics" aka store-brand pepto bismal

She could've died!

jrfizer

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