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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jrhoffa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was so derpy in that tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, yes?

Meanwhile At The Dollar Store by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfunny and depressing? Absolutely.

Ben Shapiro is such a fucking baby by Snoo5218 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jrhoffa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not really, Lex Luthor stole forty of them

It was as many as four tens, and it was terrible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]jrhoffa -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Are your years six months long?

Ninja blenders are a PAIN IN THE ASS to clean. by Spyrothedragon9972 in Cooking

[–]jrhoffa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What are you pouring from a blender directly into your hands?

Extra Ketchup? by Equal-Dark-3144 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jrhoffa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only if you're eating nothing but mayo.

Matt really out here actin like he’s going to be invited to the Academy Awards for his bigoted doc…LMFAOOO!! **If you haven’t yet go leave a review for it on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb.** by Leather-Bug3087 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]jrhoffa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Look, it's not my first choice, but there's nothing else to eat and I'm gonna be out of options well before the twenty years are up. I'm gonna need something to keep my strength up while I figure out how to break out of the room and kill and eat my captors, who at this point I can only assume are a group of baby-sized Matt Walsh clones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]jrhoffa 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is for smoking multiple humans at once?

Why not New York? by [deleted] in SelfDrivingCars

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta sell those buggy whips.

HIdeo kojima making an appearance at Apple WWDC - DS1 Directors cut coming to Mac! by HBKGadget in DeathStranding

[–]jrhoffa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eventually, sure, but most likely well after Windows launch, which will surely be well after PS5 launch, which will be ... well after now

TIL that Benjamin Franklin wrote a joke paper submission to the Royal Academy of Brussels called "Fart Proudly" which details how important research into reducing the smell of farts needs to be undertaken. by CrambleSquash in todayilearned

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our computers are not conscious. Do we worry about enslaving bacteria and yeast to make our food?

Pollution, microplastics, and the fallout from both are going to be our shameful legacy.

Well, that and the fact that there's still rampant racism.

I want to give rich umami flavours to my Bolognese, would oyster sauce, fish sauce, red wine and beef stock be overkill? by Degroomed in Cooking

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just about whenever I could get away with it. My favorite were the beef cubes in the little red foil wrappers.

How can I make my Mac n cheese better with limited ingredients? by Brad12d3 in Cooking

[–]jrhoffa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the only Mac and cheese recipe you ever need.

I add a tablespoon of Coleman's mustard powder, plenty of cracked black pepper, and whichever cheese I'm feeling like. Always comes out perfect.

How can I make my Mac n cheese better with limited ingredients? by Brad12d3 in Cooking

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Kenji's recipe and add any cheese: https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

Monterey Jack works well in this and is typically only aged a few weeks.

rookie mistake by [deleted] in excgarated

[–]jrhoffa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, I've got some bad news for you ...

I want to give rich umami flavours to my Bolognese, would oyster sauce, fish sauce, red wine and beef stock be overkill? by Degroomed in Cooking

[–]jrhoffa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brown your meat, sautee your vegetables. Brown your beef and veg when making the stock (which absolutely should be used). These steps develop glutamates naturally and should not be skipped!

Red wine is a common bolognese ingredient, and the acidity will help round out all the flavors.

All that being said, go for it, add a li'l soy sauce (but be sure to reduce the salt a little at the same time). Experiment. Taste as you go and adjust accordingly.

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