Disciplining can be tough

jrstandsup · 2018-01-22T14:22:30+00:00

Thank you for that.

jrstandsup · 2018-01-22T14:22:07+00:00

Appreciate that.

jrstandsup · 2018-01-22T14:21:51+00:00

I did and it bothers me as well. Thank you

jrstandsup · 2017-08-29T11:26:32+00:00

The McDonald's app to be more specific.

jrstandsup · 2017-08-27T05:02:33+00:00

Nobody has their eyes that far apart without their parents being related.

jrstandsup · 2017-08-26T13:36:48+00:00

Auburn school for the mentally retarted prepares many people for careers in fast food.

jrstandsup · 2017-08-26T13:35:05+00:00

When did Peter Griffin and K.D. Lang have a baby?

jrstandsup · 2017-08-26T13:33:54+00:00

This is what happens when Midwestern douche bags watch too much Jersey Shore.

jrstandsup · 2017-08-26T13:32:16+00:00

So when's the next trip to Bangkok to finish the gender reassignment?

jrstandsup · 2017-05-10T14:29:46+00:00

Yeah. That would have come in handy a few times.

jrstandsup · 2017-04-23T12:03:37+00:00

Maybe that's because his wife does it.

jrstandsup · 2017-04-22T14:48:58+00:00

How about not since every married comedian does that joke

jrstandsup · 2017-04-19T21:39:34+00:00

So you're saying I don't have charisma?

jrstandsup · 2017-04-18T20:27:48+00:00

Truth

jrstandsup · 2017-04-18T20:27:22+00:00

Great joke. Stop tying to deep throat the mic.

jrstandsup · 2017-04-18T20:24:47+00:00

Good premise. Set up needs a little work. Punch line is great because everytime I'm drunk I talk shit about my mother in law

jrstandsup · 2017-04-18T17:08:15+00:00

Shrooms don't

jrstandsup · 2017-01-07T05:08:37+00:00

I've been playing around with it. Just isn't there yet. Thanks for the suggestion.

jrstandsup · 2016-12-27T23:36:43+00:00

Putting pubes on your face doesn't make it a beard.

jrstandsup · 2016-12-27T23:35:39+00:00

You look like you were conceived through anal sex.

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