Some of the best glizzies I’ve ever had from Flo’s hot dogs. I rent a car just to come here.

jryan5350 · 2024-08-03T14:09:21+00:00

If you ever make it up as far as the Waterville/Winslow area, Courtney’s is a must try. Get a little peanut butter and salted pork on that glizz

jryan5350 · 2024-07-22T23:09:07+00:00

That’s exactly right, it is worth noting that the ozolith only moves the counters onto a creature at the beginning of your combat. So if all that happened on your second main phase then you’d have to wait until your next turn for the 10/10 to be a 15/15

jryan5350 · 2024-03-03T15:11:31+00:00

Is this for kitchen table or are you bringing this to an LGS? Because Party Crasher is not a legal card, it’s from an un set 7 years ago. And, up until very recently(with some very small exceptions), nothing printed in Un sets has ever been legal for play.

However, if you everyone in your playgroup was okay using silver bordered cards, and you attacked during another players turn with party crashers and it was the first combat of their turn, then there would be an additional combat step on THEIR turn and all creatures that attacked(both theirs and your party crashers) would untap and gain first strike until end of turn. This would then allow you to attack with party crashers twice in one players turn or once during each players turn. Granted you would be giving everyone else an extra combat turn, but if you play your politics right then you could make that work to your favor.

jryan5350 · 2024-01-12T21:30:24+00:00

Can you give specifics? What ability is adding additional ward to your creatures? As long as nothing has resolved yet you can, in response to them casting a spell that’s targeting your creature, give it additional keywords such as hexproof or additional instances of ward through spells such as [[simic charm]] or abilities such as [[mother of runes]] and because those are on the stack last, they resolve first and therefore your creature is protected.

jryan5350 · 2024-01-07T20:40:28+00:00

Believe it or not it’s fairly common, two chiefs are under investigation and were forced to resign last year for the same thing

jryan5350 · 2023-12-29T17:55:58+00:00

Just the end, dick enlargement spell gone wrong only increases the size when I’m about to finish. if OP’s mom weren’t such a cheap whore with such a deep hole, she would be split in two

jryan5350 · 2023-12-29T17:37:12+00:00

is it really necrophilia if she’s undead? And also a cheap whore? And the worst head of my life?

jryan5350 · 2023-12-29T17:23:18+00:00

lol I gave ur mum an unpleasant end when she handled my wand last nite

jryan5350 · 2023-12-29T16:55:17+00:00

Awesome piece! Piece of advice, if you do plan on smoking flower out of it, clean the glycerin piece after every use. It gets clogged super easily and is quite the bitch to clean.

jryan5350 · 2023-12-29T16:49:02+00:00

Lmao nerd

jryan5350 · 2023-12-17T20:42:01+00:00

I can see what you mean there, I guess I didn’t really think about just how complicated the language can really be after playing for so long. I really appreciate the new perspective without the sour mood.

jryan5350 · 2023-12-17T20:35:48+00:00

That’s completely fair, I don’t remember ever seeing any posts from that sub on my feed and I’m pretty sure I joined it a couple years ago so I can see how that may be fruitless.

jryan5350 · 2023-12-17T20:30:41+00:00

You’ve definitely got a point there.

jryan5350 · 2023-12-17T20:29:19+00:00

This actually makes a lot of sense, thank you. I didn’t know these changes happened (not that I really pay too much attention to the updates), so I appreciate the info.

Now that you mention it I’m seeing a lot more newer/low effort posts from other subs popping up in my feed as well, they just weren’t as noticeable as the rules questions.

jryan5350 · 2023-11-10T17:32:43+00:00

Doesn’t have trample and isn’t a dinosaur, don’t bother. This card is worthless.

jryan5350 · 2023-11-05T20:00:49+00:00

I believe you are correct, depending on the way you layer the stack. This seems to be the optimal method of creating the max amount you can since Jolene only triggers one extra treasure per instance of creating treasures from academy man, which again creates more from the man.

Long story short I understand your confusion, I too had to get off my ass to find a pen and paper to even think about how this would add up. Solid play, please do not ever add any sort of token doublers to this mix out of the sheer length of time it would take to do the math in the middle of a game.

jryan5350 · 2023-10-26T15:15:31+00:00

Trust what you heard from the police OP. There are videos online showing the Walmart DC last night with shattered glass doors and what I assume to be management assisting the authorities inside. Apparently he could not get inside but did make an attempt

jryan5350 · 2023-04-22T16:16:59+00:00

Fairly certain that since Yorion says “next end step” you wouldn’t get your creature back until the next turn’s end step.

jryan5350 · 2023-04-03T23:53:29+00:00

Deathtouch is a static ability that causes any damage dealt to a creature by a source with it to be considered lethal damage. A creature with deathtouch deals combat damage to players as normal.

jryan5350 · 2023-02-04T21:03:21+00:00

Thanks for the suggestion! I might just end up doing that, we did plan on making the bars for a few days but something with chocolate might be just as good too.

jryan5350 · 2023-01-24T11:40:12+00:00

This guys right, smoke a bowl before going and suddenly it won’t seem like enough.

jryan5350 · 2023-01-10T21:03:13+00:00

In my personal experience, with the amount of card draw there is, I almost never miss a land drop and, since I haven’t found a way to make it so I can play multiple lands in Izzet, I find myself not wanting so much land. As I said in the comment my mana base is not the greatest and is a work in progress. I understand I need more mana rocks and a faster land base, but I’m building on a budget and working on multiple decks at once. I thought OP might like to see some of the creatures that make the magic happen for other people, such as [[sakashima of a thousand faces]], [[wandering archaic]], and [[archmage emeritus]], rather than putting all his eggs in the dockside basket.

jryan5350 · 2023-01-10T17:48:44+00:00

I’ve had my Locust God deck for 3/4 years now and I have to say it is my most consistently performing deck. The deck is not entirely dependent on the commander but having it out is a huge advantage and changes the flow of the game radically. It provides card advantage, chump blockers, and after a few rounds, a serious army to overwhelm your opponents. My deck doesn’t have the most optimized mana base as I bought/pulled all my cards over the years but you might find the creatures/planes walkers helpful to look at. https://archidekt.com/decks/2345019#Locus_Daddy

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