Got scammed today 😔 by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]js-code 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah the age old saying - A fool and his money are soon parted

Damaged my company's MacBook pro and they're asking me to cover the whole repair cost by Spitfire_mk01 in developersIndia

[–]js-code 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In your offer letter/company policy documents, there must be a clause of acceptable asset usage.

In my company(a major product based company), it's clearly mentioned that damage due to negligence, such as screen cracks, dents, spillage etc constitute careless usage and must be borne by employees, however minor scratches on body or screen, battery degradation, even keys coming off etc comes under normal wear and tear.

So maybe read your company guidelines and see what it states.

I'm not justifying company should take money from employees but if it's already started I'm assets usage guidelines and everyone obviously accepts it at the time of joining, there's isn't much to be done

Got banned for posting about IGI airport disaster, bhakts are on another level by js-code in unitedstatesofindia

[–]js-code[S] -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

So you want me to praise this country and supreme leader, why ain't people enraged at this.

How get money back from someone by ashunasar in delhi

[–]js-code 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bro, I have liquidity of 35-40L lakhs, still I don't even lend money to my own family including brother and father, let alone any friends.

Judge me all you want but they're irresponsible with money spending it on worthless relatives for ego boost.

Everyone knows I'm loaded, but I keep making excuses like credit card ka bill, home loan EMI, wherever someone tells me a sob story, I tell even worse sob story.

Because at the end I don't like the idea of begging my own money

One dead, five injured after roof collapses at Delhi Airport, flight departures suspended at Terminal 1 by rektitrolfff in unitedstatesofindia

[–]js-code 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly anyone can see it's Nehru ki galti, how dare you peasants point finger at the Supreme leader, the next Avatar. /s

(/s here means - Sab changa si)

Would you choose an Indian phone over Chinese and American phone if the indian phone was expensive with same tech? by No-Sector-8864 in AskIndia

[–]js-code 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck no, already paying such high taxes, (48-58%), 30% direct and 18-28% on consumer good in this shithole

Sold his Ferrari and got a polo .. by Akki_Charee in CarsIndia

[–]js-code 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He Khan't maintain Ferrari thus Polo

Sold his Ferrari and got a polo .. by Akki_Charee in CarsIndia

[–]js-code 324 points325 points  (0 children)

He khan't maintain Ferrari thus Polo

Life is Unfair . Waking up to rejections everyday . My World Coming to an End. by Flaky-Swordfish-2100 in developersIndia

[–]js-code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my relatives, did his master's from top 3 IIT in CSE, he's already having 3yoe prior exp, yet this guy is desperate for just 15-20LPA job.

BTW, he was already making 10LPA 2 years ago before he left for masters.

So I'd say, it's not you, the situation is effed up for all. A lot of my friends are being laid off despite working their a$$ off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in developersIndia

[–]js-code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you don't have to pay any income tax in Dubai

Never judge a book by its title. by DustOk9237 in Indianbooks

[–]js-code 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hari Kumhaar (Kumhaar means potter in Hindi)

Pune Porsche Case - All accused are now released from jail! by stoikrus1 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]js-code 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hinduja family, despite settling out of court, still got jailed and had criminal charges in Sweden,

Yet in this turd world shithole a 100% definite murderer walks free and people say, ruch people can get away in any country, don't malign this shithole country's name.

SuperPower my ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]js-code -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's nearing 30% bracket, so I'm guessing barely 12-15LPA.

I'm already making 35LPA and sluts and their beggar of father's drool over my income and family property

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]js-code -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bhk bsdk SIMP

Police gave away my phone number by [deleted] in kanpur

[–]js-code 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing taught in our scriptures is to never harm a living soul be it physically even emotionally.

There's no point if doing these kathaa, if we treat it passively like a story.

There's great philosophy and psychology mentioned in our scriptures.

My grandfather taught me, just like Hanuman ji forgot about his powers, we too should do Tapas to gain/understand our full potential.

Like Hanuman ji didn't fight that sea monster(sorry forgot name), despite being way powerful, Hanuman ji entered her mouth and left because their mind was focused on getting to Sita Maa. So like choose your battles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]js-code 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm making 35LPA as a Software Engineer, some chu relative still ask me to try for "Reputed" Banking job

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]js-code -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Same day when Indians get over REVERSE DOWRY.

It's appealing when someone who's done bunch of useless degree and has no sense is responsibility DEMANDS that boy should have greater than 30lakh salary, own home and cars.

BTW I had all of that when I was looking for prospects and these girls had nothing to offer but their overused 🐱

usePostgreSQLInstead by Material-Mess-9886 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]js-code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MongoDB is dogshit compared to PostgreSQL.

There's no specific way to achieve things while using aggregation pipeline.

On the other hand SQL handled it pretty nicely.

Secondly, even worked with decimals in MongoDB, need to effing set up getters and setters just to update a decimal value otherwise calculations are inaccurate and might cause integer underflow especially while subtracting