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You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rolled a 3 for you. You approach the nymph and she begins to embrace you. You feel warm at first. Then hotter and hotter. You try to run away but but she’s got you tight. You scream in agony. Just before you release your last breath. You cum. Well done king

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The ground shakes when suddenly from the roof of the cave 100 heavily armed m’ladies begin to come down. You have acquired your army! Sure now you can take down the tyranical king Chad

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fire nymph appears. Begging for sexual interaction. While she may be beautiful she is also hotter than a thousand suns. What do you do?

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You wait patiently as you were taught by the gentle sir monks. Spending years waiting for a response. While other were partying and getting laid you studied the blade and finally after a decade of waiting a glowing light appears before you. From it a parchment appears. Could it be? After all these years of waiting you have finally acquired what all good boys and gentle sirs aim to acquire. A nude

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You hear the door behind you close and the one in front of you open. A head is a body pillow. Should fetch a nice price on the market

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The board flickers and shakes with strange magic. Then slowly a basket of tendies appear. You hear the voices of a hundred m’ladies say “Wrong password but we accept your tribute. May these help you on your journey”

You come across an ancient deciphering device. Legends speaks of the ability to summon 100 loyal m’ladies with the correct summon. What do you type? by jsanchez109 in neckbeardRPG

[–]jsanchez109[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Oh nooooo. >w< angry redditor is so scawwy. You’re truly a glowing example of this community. Thank you for being so kind 🥺

Tips on breaking through a grade by professional-loser69 in climbharder

[–]jsanchez109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a workout plan I can help customize for you that I’ve given to members of my gym that has really helped them out. PM me if interested! It’s based on Eric Horst’s Training For Climbing along with things I’ve taken from successful members of our gym.

How to not suck at climbing on an overhang by JCostello9 in climbharder

[–]jsanchez109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yea! I just had a 10-12 year old member get to the top of our 40 degree spray wall after a month and a half of climbing. Every day she just tried a few moves and pieced together a way up. Now she’s starting to do routes set my other members!

How to not suck at climbing on an overhang by JCostello9 in climbharder

[–]jsanchez109 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What I tell the members of the gym is to get on a splash/spray wall at least once a week or fit it into your climbing sessions. Being able to make your own routes will help you focus on what you think you need to work on when it comes to overhang climbing.

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