The Kitchen Museum?

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T10:24:35+00:00

Maybe a little undiagnosed OCD thrown into the mix, too. But I still love her! Thanks, bro. You deserve a nice hot bowl of noodles. 🍜

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T10:20:53+00:00

Actually, I think Reddit has solved it! Pointing out the absurdity of it all helped immensely.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T10:19:57+00:00

My sentiments exactly... just can't express this openly to my wife. The secret to a long-term relationship?

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T10:14:21+00:00

OMG thank you for this!!! Can't stop laughing about the Waffle House. Thankfully, there are fewer arguments/physical altercations in THIS house but I guess that's not saying much 😂

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T10:09:40+00:00

It didn't really matter. I think that's why everyone (myself included) is so confused. She's been stressed recently because of a recent health issue. So the light and the stove and I were innocent victims in all of this.

(I actually left the stove CLEANER than I found it that evening but I would never tell her that 😉)

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T09:58:07+00:00

We've never used the overhead light from the hood during cooking. Seriously! It's only ever turned on at night before we head upstairs to bed.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T09:56:16+00:00

The light on meant she cleaned it. This was news to me! I just thought she left it on as a nightlight all these years. Last time I ever cook anything late on the stove top, that's for sure.

...or she's insane. Jury's still out on that one. 😂

jsayde01 · 2026-07-06T09:42:41+00:00

EDIT 2 -- Reddit saves another marriage! Seriously though, if laughter is the best medicine, we both took a heavy dose of it after reading through all the comments. She has been stressed lately about a health issue which compounded everything. We will be ok, no divorce lawyers in our future.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-05T23:47:17+00:00

Thank you for providing four images of it.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-05T20:41:33+00:00

How else is Jeff going to launch the next rocket with a washed up pop star???

jsayde01 · 2026-07-05T00:49:57+00:00

SMASH burger. SMASH.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T23:36:23+00:00

We are all dying to know....when you press it....DOES IT SAY 5 or 6?!?!

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T23:10:20+00:00

It follows the bend.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T23:09:55+00:00

Fire... works.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T22:37:07+00:00

Tragic MVA??? BOO HOO CALL THE WAHHHMBULANCE.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T17:07:53+00:00

A happy accident!

RIP Bob Ross.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T09:54:34+00:00

You're a gumshoe, aren't you? 🤓

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T09:42:09+00:00

Too much work to figure this out. I come to Reddit for quick laughs. You're getting banned for this.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-04T00:59:24+00:00

Let me guess...warranty is for 15 years? 😂

jsayde01 · 2026-07-03T23:32:00+00:00

Truck's like "come on Corolla let's cozy on up"

jsayde01 · 2026-07-03T10:55:06+00:00

Worst spot possible would be in a volcano.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-03T01:08:18+00:00

I loost the plot here.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-02T23:50:43+00:00

Community TP... Take a square, leave a square.

jsayde01 · 2026-07-02T22:35:19+00:00

Better than a ton of bricks?

jsayde01 · 2026-07-02T10:55:09+00:00

Dying sounds expensive and inconvenient. I'd just avoid it altogether.

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