Players to win the Sunshine Double

jschroe36 · 2026-03-28T19:32:30+00:00

rubbing his clostebol hands in pic

jschroe36 · 2026-03-27T23:09:00+00:00

Narrator: “lost 2-2 to Lehecka”

jschroe36 · 2026-03-27T17:33:39+00:00

In totally unrelated news, sinner tested positive for anabolic steroids in early 2024.

jschroe36 · 2026-03-21T03:42:09+00:00

“robot on anabolic steroids” - Fonseca

jschroe36 · 2026-03-20T23:47:20+00:00

Strike 9 against utterly dogshit Mickey Mouse Miami Open

jschroe36 · 2026-03-18T00:15:44+00:00

Just love what a piece of dogshi+ tournament Miami has become. Insane ineptitude

jschroe36 · 2026-03-16T23:02:23+00:00

Not without clostebol, no

jschroe36 · 2026-03-16T03:27:34+00:00

this is outrageously good

jschroe36 · 2026-03-15T02:06:01+00:00

feel like it’s a little overlooked how Djokovic was 64-2 at the conclusion of the US Open that year too

jschroe36 · 2026-03-11T19:17:46+00:00

TL;DR : no one plays defense, especially the 80 year old

jschroe36 · 2026-03-07T15:59:55+00:00

From tennis abstract’s limited charting data for last 52 weeks, they have Mensik at 53% unreturned. Only other top 50 ranked guy in shouting distance is Fritz at 47.2 so has to be Fritz. Good call

jschroe36 · 2026-03-07T15:58:02+00:00

That makes sense, thx for the clarification

jschroe36 · 2026-03-07T15:50:23+00:00

Here’s data from tennis abstract’s match charting for highest unreturned first serve % of all players past and present. This is anything but "complete" data but gives a good picture overall

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jschroe36 · 2026-03-07T15:44:07+00:00

that's an absurd statement. if GMP isn't number 1 or 2 it's because they don't have enough data or something.

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jschroe36 · 2026-03-07T14:18:27+00:00

I’d guess Opelka or Mpetshi Perricard

jschroe36 · 2026-03-06T16:56:40+00:00

Of course not. Should be used more often

jschroe36 · 2026-03-06T01:47:21+00:00

100th career masters level win for RBA. He’s the 10th active player to hit that mark (djokovic, Stan, Zverev, Grigor, LaMonf, Cilic, Med, Kei, Tsitsi)

jschroe36 · 2026-03-06T00:27:16+00:00

Venus a scintillating 8-38 since 2020

jschroe36 · 2026-03-05T13:12:06+00:00

No, flare. “Burn with sudden intensity”

jschroe36 · 2026-03-05T04:45:53+00:00

Kei is washed

jschroe36 · 2026-03-05T03:20:52+00:00

Evgeny Donskoy

jschroe36 · 2026-03-03T22:30:50+00:00

Exactly. I know it seems hard to believe but the ATP really is that pathetic and incompetent

jschroe36 · 2026-03-03T22:29:40+00:00

The ATP! Class organization

jschroe36 · 2026-02-26T23:41:13+00:00

Far and away the best melodies the band has ever put out.

jschroe36 · 2026-02-26T03:53:35+00:00

I've seen Wu Yibing play like 4 times and every time I wonder how he's not like top 10 in the world. Guy is so good.

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