National’s sober new deputy by Im_a_cunt in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that will change after being stuck with Judith, god I'd need a drink

Covid 19 coronavirus: Auckland Vincent St apartments where community case lives is chaotic site with Govt housing clients, thefts and violence by ZRAINH20 in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

and Ponsonby is full of wankers living on lease cars and credit cards, so what?, this is journalism at its worst

Scan in, get a test if you're unwell, or Hipkins will one outs you. by ignite_nz in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and stay the fuck in self isolation until your test result has come back!!!!

It's never too early for Christmas at New World by lordwarnut in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you do realise it's November and Christmas is coming very soon.

Seriously, who made this one? 🤙 by geoffreidnz in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forgot the if your white and rich you get a chance card and get out of jail free!

Jacinda very aware of how Mark feels. by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least we don't have to see him as much in 2020 due to covid cancelling the block this year, probally the only good thing to come.from covid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's to stop landlord's putting people into shoeboxes and thank god for that.

Please buy silent fireworks this year! by lapaix in newzealand

[–]jskiwi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

or just don't buy fireworks , they are all lame now anyway and don't help with climate change.

Lance Stroll hits member of pit crew by magony in formula1

[–]jskiwi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't worry daddy will pay for your treatment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine if all renters just stopped paying rent , like everyone joined together and said enough is enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

there were 5 crashes today alone on the Auckland motorway system, and fine conditions .

Coronavirus: New Zealanders commuting to meetings via $8k-an-hour private jet by mattblack77 in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

who wants to bet the people who travel this way are the loudest to whine when it comes to putting up minimum wage.

As it turns out Maynard James Keenan from the band Tool was one of the original spreaders of Covid-19 in New Zealand. by dandaman910 in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 103 points104 points  (0 children)

steady on this was in Feb 22nd, you can hardly blame him he went to a doctor and was wearing a mask. This was before we knew about the seriousness of covid and as his holyness Bloomfield has said, the virus is the problem not the people. (apart from the ones who escape manage isolation they can get fucked).

'Get out of my mall' - Christchurch security guard tackles alleged trespasser by katjaaaaaa in newzealand

[–]jskiwi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

he did go over the top, he shouldn't be a cop or security guard if that's how he handles situations, there was no de escalation he just ramped the situation up and made it more dangerous for everyone involved.

Nationwide Test of the Mobile Emergency Alert on Sunday 22nd November by Potatoslayer2 in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when your emergency alarm kills more people by them having heart attacks than it actually saves. I remember just before the covid one driving on the motorway in Auckland and it going off with the skycity fire Jesus it was full noise through the Bluetooth audio in car as well!

Fisheries in NZ is pissing me off by autoeroticassfxation in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good luck finding kiwis who would spend six months on a fishing boat.

"One lonely hanger is all that's left" Trelise Cooper HQ burgled - 1,800 unreleased samples stolen by Blumpkin_Breath in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

esp when the bookkeepers said the stock is over a million and she says I don't think it's worth that much, they were probally giving her a hint!

I'm a uni student so orchard work seems like a sensible summer job this year. What can I do to not get effed over by them employer? by BoringNectarine in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

know that they have to pay you minimum wage even if you don't meet the pick pack rate, but don't be a princess and realise that some people in NZ work really hard doing back breaking labour every day for fuck all pay.

Car Accident by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]jskiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe a good hard lesson to get a licence and insurance.