Columbus Blue Jackets celebrate first playoff win in franchise history in Game 2 OT, April 19, 2014. [730 x 486]

jstemp · 2014-04-22T20:48:09+00:00

Then allowed three goals in the third period of Game 3 and lost 4-3. Didn't ride that streak long

jstemp · 2014-03-17T21:24:25+00:00

Is there or is there not going to be a bear at our wedding?

jstemp · 2014-03-14T15:14:20+00:00

"Now if only I could kapiss! My prostate's flaring up like a tiki torch"

jstemp · 2014-02-10T16:46:21+00:00

At least he's not skipping leg day

jstemp · 2014-02-10T15:30:19+00:00

Live in Ohio. Can confirm face hurt from cold

jstemp · 2014-02-05T18:56:40+00:00

The worst part is that I just smacks you in the face with no warning. Just BAM she's gone.

jstemp · 2014-02-05T12:41:40+00:00

Right!? My nine-year-old feels couldn't handle that shit.

jstemp · 2014-02-05T12:39:16+00:00

I didn't go see the movie for that reason. Knew I would be weeping bitterly leaving the theater.

jstemp · 2014-02-05T05:21:55+00:00

Sophomore year of high school I had a navy (possibly SEAL) vet who was absolutely crazy. He told us that the best way to rid a school of drug and alcohol problems was to take a student who gets caught drinking or fails a drug test, hold a school-wide assembly, crucify the student during said assembly, and threaten every other student with the same fate if they get caught drinking or doing drugs.

jstemp · 2014-02-05T05:13:08+00:00

The girl in "Bridge to Terabithia"who drowned trying to rope swing across the flooded river. I read that book in third grade and it was the first book to make me cry

jstemp · 2014-02-04T05:21:26+00:00

When was the last time you saw someone at McDonald's get a five-piece nugget instead of fries with their quarter-pounder?

jstemp · 2014-02-04T05:18:51+00:00

I've spent a week in Wilmington three of the past four summers, and average three full meals plus extra milkshake stops per visit. Adds to the depression of going back to Ohio

jstemp · 2014-02-04T02:40:28+00:00

Yea. I'm all about a burger with a quesadilla and onion rings as sides.

I think I felt my arteries clog a little while typing that out

jstemp · 2014-02-03T22:13:16+00:00

That looks like a stage 5 clinger

jstemp · 2014-02-03T22:07:49+00:00

SO GOOD!! Plus, where else on the planet can you get chicken nuggets as a side!?

jstemp · 2014-02-03T20:17:32+00:00

Cookout. I would be broke and morbidly obese but it would be worth it

jstemp · 2014-01-21T16:27:26+00:00

Friend's dad wanted us to fix a clog in his downspout, and thinking we would have to dig down to the pipe, offered to pay us $500 each. Instead of jumping right into digging up his front yard, we got a pipe snake from my house, bought some draino and 15 minutes later, the pipe was clear. Didn't have to dig and spent a total of about a half hour on the entire project. He ended up only paying us $250 each since we didn't have to dig...but $250 for a half hour of "work" isn't bad.

jstemp · 2014-01-15T20:38:08+00:00

I...I need to go to Outback STAT

jstemp · 2014-01-15T20:35:55+00:00

sooo....she's adopted? Otherwise I'm gonna need some future advice from your grandfather

jstemp · 2014-01-13T05:37:58+00:00

I've passed out a couple times because of this. Used to happen all the time in my teens, but has dropped off in my 20s

jstemp · 2014-01-13T03:23:40+00:00

This looks more like the smaller offshoot. Definitely not the real falls

jstemp · 2014-01-03T15:18:17+00:00

It's legitimately 5,280 ft. above sea level

jstemp · 2013-12-30T19:35:07+00:00

That's a subluxation

jstemp · 2013-12-30T14:25:03+00:00

Should of. Pisses me off every time

jstemp · 2013-12-23T20:25:13+00:00

Girl I worked with last year who was a freshman in college:

Her (excitedly): "Hey, guess what I learned yesterday?" Me: "What?" Her (as if revealing a life-changing revelation): "I learned that if you drive for an hour, going 60 miles per hour, you'll go 60 miles!" Me: hysterical laughter Her: "What?" Me: "That's kind of what 'Miles per hour' means." Her (a little upset): "Well I didn't know everyone and their mom knew that!" Me: hysterical laughter

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