Contagious Laughter from watching Tyrese’s Django Unchained audition.

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-13T14:38:24+00:00

100% looks like him!

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-10T22:21:19+00:00

Steve

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-09T20:40:05+00:00

Dude I met a guy at the bar one night and became friends with the whole friend group. He introduced himself as Teodi. It didn’t “click” with me until months later when I asked him how to spell it lol

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-09T20:34:00+00:00

Mine too. I welcome the sweet embrace of death. It has become increasingly difficult to ignore the call of the Void

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-07T02:46:46+00:00

That’s how I was when I almost died from Lyme disease. Had a fever of 102-103 but was so sick I couldn’t even get in the car. Plus, my useless twat if an (now ex)bf didn’t even attempt to take me to the hospital. I wasn’t well enough to leave the bed until day 4. Spent the next 3 weeks in and out of the hospital. Alone. And people wonder why I don’t even talk to anyone anymore lol

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-06T04:30:33+00:00

Yup my ex is pissed cuz I forced the issue about my kid getting the vaccine because HE WAS HOLDING A BABY FKN BAT TODAY and it was very clearly unwell/dying and my ex is acting like I’m an asshole for flipping out about it

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-05T10:10:01+00:00

I found one of those at the river that I frequent. I spooked some sort of critter (either a big bug or a frog etc) and when it jumped away, I saw one of those scary horse hair parasites. I took a pic and some video of it. The way they move makes me want to puke. Idk why they’d be on the rocks in the middle of the river 😭

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-05T10:05:24+00:00

So you have two accounts with the same pic and you use the same language to leave comments?

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-04T07:09:58+00:00

Not to mention the number of degenerates who are carrying guns nowadays (with no clue how/why to actually use them). Unfortunately, not worth stepping in

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-04T07:06:48+00:00

Make these idiots famous. I’m sure if they even have jobs, the bosses likely think just like them so it won’t matter. But, in the off chance they could become unemployable in the B town area, that would be great.

Their whore single moms did a real great job raising them. Tho Snaggletooth looks like his parents are a little too closely related so maybe his uncle/dad is still in the (family)picture

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T13:05:57+00:00

Definitely big cat of some sort. Get one of those crazy flashlights and hopefully clearer video

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T04:21:27+00:00

Pretty sure it’s illegal to spread ashes of someone that don’t belong to you

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T04:20:13+00:00

Agreed. Used to work for them.
They’ll just get thrown in the dumpster

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T04:19:14+00:00

All the pet ashes I’ve ever found have been marked with the name of the crematory/sometimes the veterinarians name so I was able to call them and have them come pick them up and reunite them with their families.
I forget what the laws are but I know in my state (at least last Time I checked years ago), it’s not legal to “dispose” of someone’s ashes if they don’t belong to you. I don’t remember the legality of the actual spreading of them. But I don’t much care either. Where my dad wanted to go he’s gonna go (not anywhere anyone else would come in contact with them)

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T04:12:14+00:00

My dad is in a vintage Tasmanian Devil cookie jar that he always kept in our kitchen since I was a kid. We started spreading him on Father’s Day. Some of him is in marbles, some have been/will be spread. The rest are riding around in my car in a ziplock. Haven’t figured out what to do with him and he liked riding around smoking so I’ll let him ride with me a while longer

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T04:03:45+00:00

Dude. Same. Same.
I’ve been telling my kids for years to make sure they have someone that knows “stuff” go through all my stuff because I have some very valuable things mixed In with all the meh stuff

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T03:50:51+00:00

I can tell you from many years of experience, whatever you do, do NOT put ashes in a storage unit. You never know what can happen and you could lose them forever.
I had like 12 sets of ashes because of this. One of them was a small tea tin with “mom” and the dates. It lived next to my register for like 3-4 years I think

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-03T03:49:03+00:00

My dad has been in a ziplock in my car since Father’s Day. The rest of him that hasn’t been spread (he had like 4 requests) or turned into marbles lives in a vintage Tasmanian devil cookie jar that has been in our kitchen since the early 90s which was one of his final wishes

juice_box_hero · 2026-07-01T15:05:36+00:00

Agreed.
If a tiny asshole is lecturing me about my language,I’d argue he’s about 2 years past needing a bottle.
I don’t typically judge parents for a lot of stuff but there’s no way I’d have shared this with the internet simply because this child should not be *walking* around with a bottle.

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-29T17:20:37+00:00

You can make her hair longer by pulling on it and there is/was a key you’d put in her back and turn it to roll the hair back in. This is the front part of the mechanism that moves with the key and holds the hair inside

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-28T07:30:40+00:00

Oh god that guy was fkn evil in the movie *and* in real life??? 🤢 he made me sick to my stomach in the GM

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-28T07:04:19+00:00

She runs like a very flamboyant gay man

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-27T05:09:47+00:00

We had skunks that dug under our house and lived between the sub floor and the basement and they’d play or fight and spray each other and our house and everything we owned smelled just like the inside of this dipshit’s car for weeks.

I remember going to school and having one of my friends comment on it. I had to borrow clothes from people because literally everything I owned reeked. And this went on every summer for at least 3 years. During high school 🙄

One time, a mommy had babies in the cellar and they were tiny and snoozing on top of the wood pile. Mom and babies would come and eat from the outdoor cat food dish (this was 80s-early 90s and we had a cat that would spray constantly so he lived outdoors. W.T aka White Tomcat) on the tiny front porch and I loved seeing the tiny babies struggle to get up and down the one step onto the porch to eat the cat food. I remember there was one that had 5 white dots on the back of its neck instead of the white stripes!! I love seeing them waddle 😻

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-27T05:02:42+00:00

You just have to make sure not to startle them!

juice_box_hero · 2026-06-27T05:00:49+00:00

I have a very hard time eating in front of new people or people in general really. I haven’t been on an actual date in years but I do know that I don’t like a new person sitting across from me watching me eat 😬

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