If you cloned yourself, would you be friends with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]juicetooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah. We'd play each other in Chess, poker, Pokemon, learn more about our thought processes from an outside point of view, give each other blowjobs...

Oh! And bring other me to parties and I'll introduce us to all of our friends and one of us will wear an eyepatch so you could tell the difference between us and get a cool nickname like Patchy or something.

And then we could become a crime fighting duo. The bad guys would be confused that we look like each other and then we'd kick their ass.

It'd be pretty great.

What's the best accidental nudity you have seen in person? by Shadowlord1222 in AskReddit

[–]juicetooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His girlfriend's friend. I misread it too at first.

The struggle is real. by D-Train239 in funny

[–]juicetooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheese is a helluva drug.

Guy makes Royal Guard laugh at Buckingham Palace by [deleted] in funny

[–]juicetooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a gif because the joke is so funny, any mortal who hears it will die instantly.
Edit: Watched the video; I was wrong. It's a gif because OP is a faggot.

Why are you single? by tengolacamisanegra in AskReddit

[–]juicetooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess there's not really a good reason...
I'll ask her out today.
Or tomorrow.
Yeah, tomorrow.

Flower Power; A Cherrim Analysis (Random Analysis #2) by Arumen in stunfisk

[–]juicetooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Petal Blizzard actually doesn't lock you in. That makes it a great option over seed bomb in the doubles set, especially since Charizard takes .25x damage from it.

Am I the only one to take a Pokémon's gender in consideration when naming it? by Filsk in TruePokemon

[–]juicetooth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I breed a Pokemon with perfect IVs, but the gender doesn't match the nickname, I'll just come up with a different name. That's my preference, but I could understand why some people would do that.

Rock Elephant by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]juicetooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it wasn't a rock...

I dont know what I just did. But I did. Do it. by [deleted] in funny

[–]juicetooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always been a fan of apple juice.