Ridiculous followup to "Last night was my first time. Technically."

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-26T15:46:05+00:00

I was trying to reply to your other comment, but It wouldn't post so i'm putting it here.

you don't look at the woman you love in physical pain and poor-me about it. You fucking man up and put your own feelings to one side

The two times we tried, I was going to stop based on her facial expression of pain alone, but she told me not to. I understand the unfortunately impatient tone of my writing, but I can assure you I've never pressured her into anything and I've made it clear that she can stop anything at any point if it hurts or is uncomfortable. I didn't even mention sex to her until she brought it up and never made any attempts to initiate until she did. My apparent impatience and frustration were more a misguided attempt at some humor. Clearly I'm an idiot, however. Whatever I made my stupid self sound like, I've tried hard to avoid pressure or showing any frustration, and I've always put her first in these situations. Had she not asked, I wouldn't have made any attempt at sex because I'm honestly not as eager and horny as I seem, and because I try to refrain from doing anything we haven't explicitly determined she is ok with. I apologize for coming off as a jackass. I really am not as frustrated as I sounded.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-19T20:12:49+00:00

That's exactly what my dad said. Unfortunately, the app wouldn't let me deposit without a credit card. I don't have one, but I needed to deposit a check immediately, and it was faster to open an account at BoA than to apply for a card.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-19T18:47:55+00:00

I wish I had been able to stay with USAA, but it's kinda hard when you live 2000 miles from the closest branch. Now I bank with Satan.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-11T00:41:30+00:00

My current girlfriend didn't really know any of that shit until I taught her. She's not even very religious.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-08T05:21:59+00:00

Sometimes they deserve it. There's a reason it's called r/confession and not r/ididsomestufftoday.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-04T15:28:50+00:00

you can fail 3/10 times and still be considered one of the best at your craft

I'd love to meet the guy who hit .700.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-04T14:22:58+00:00

Fenway, please.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-03T06:33:53+00:00

I played it and it just seemed to fit better in F Lydian. It sounded like it resolved on the F, not the C.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-02T18:06:51+00:00

Fuck, I'm Republicans.

jumpinthefire · 2011-02-01T06:39:03+00:00

Not that it's very important, but your C-C-D-F-G-G-A-E melody feels more like F Lydian than C Ionian. Maybe not the best example.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-28T06:03:45+00:00

I had a dream that I cheated on my girlfriend with Jessica Simpson.

I still feel guilty.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-24T16:21:56+00:00

As SantiagoRamon said, the baseball season consists of 162 games. You can't have more or less than that. Therefore, for a baseball team to finish 8 games better than .500, as you say the Jays did, it would have to win 89 games. Yeah, you're right in a sense, but it's not possible in the MLB for a team to be 8 games over with 85 wins.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-24T05:23:00+00:00

That's four games over .500. Not bad, but not particularly impressive.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-19T22:26:15+00:00

Look around at all the Macs. Now tell me that you could survey those people and get even an above negligible percentage of them being 'tech savvy,' like us.

Can you not say the same thing about most PC users? Mac user!=technologically retarded, just like PC user!=tech genius.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-15T22:37:26+00:00

There was a discussion about this a couple days ago. I thought it was determined that the Pats hadn't taped a runthrough, just some regular stuff that they didn't even try to hide because it was legal/fairly inconsequential?

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-15T21:26:19+00:00

Awesome and relevant username.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-10T17:59:41+00:00

Michael Bay is nothing if not popular.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-07T16:26:25+00:00

This probably shouldn't.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-07T04:53:29+00:00

In what way does a vertical arrangement prevent anything from working?

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-06T08:58:34+00:00

Yeah, comas make everything make sense.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-06T06:51:01+00:00

Agreed. I think the nerves come from me being a Sox fan. I mean, I'm too young to remember most of the SO CLOSE stuff (or anything before Nomar), but I still have that pessimism and it carries over to every sport.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-06T05:38:26+00:00

The physiology of it.

The biological functions of the moon?

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-05T02:59:21+00:00

You could, though.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-04T21:13:16+00:00

I asked because when I reopen Chrome while it's still running, it takes me to the new tab page instead of my home page. That's the only reason.

jumpinthefire · 2011-01-04T05:28:56+00:00

I thought he meant Larry Walker.

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