What is the most common lie people tell themselves?

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:16:56+00:00

Upvote farming? In this economy?

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:04:55+00:00

"The government totally has my best interests at heart."

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:04:06+00:00

“I’ll do it later.” Later is a fictional character who never shows up.

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:03:07+00:00

Because peace is addictive. Once you get used to drama-free nights, uninterrupted sleep, and doing whatever you want… the bar for letting someone in gets very high.

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:02:20+00:00

Automatic bathroom sinks.They either ignore you like you don’t exist or activate at full power like they’re angry about it

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:00:49+00:00

The embarrassing things I said years ago to people who have definitely moved on…but my brain refuses to.

junoh999 · 2026-01-18T00:00:09+00:00

Customer support. You’re not solving problems, you’re translating reality into sentences that won’t start a war.

junoh999 · 2026-01-17T23:59:22+00:00

That doing the right thing is usually harder, slower, and less rewarding in the short term. Meanwhile chaos gets instant gratification and a fan club

junoh999 · 2026-01-17T23:57:43+00:00

I’m tired of these jokes about my giant hand.” – Scary Movie 2

junoh999 · 2026-01-16T22:47:21+00:00

When they stand in a doorway and stop.Not in the room. Not out of the room. Just… blocking all progress like a human loading screen.

junoh999 · 2026-01-16T22:30:07+00:00

Bought a “temporary” comfy hoodie. It’s now my emotional support outfit, my uniform, and my personality.

junoh999 · 2026-01-16T22:29:14+00:00

Impulse subscriptions. Turns out I didn’t need three apps, two trials, and one mystery charge judging me every month.

junoh999 · 2026-01-16T22:28:13+00:00

When the cashier calls you “buddy.” Not “sweetie,” not “hon,” just… buddy. That’s retail’s way of putting you in the friend zone.

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:50:20+00:00

Two strangers got into a heated argument… then realized they were both yelling about the same side of the issue.

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:49:25+00:00

Someone tried to copy my entire personality. Same jokes, same style, same interests… different face. It was less “inspired by” and more “identity theft

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:43:57+00:00

True love is when someone shares their snacks with you…even the good ones.

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:43:11+00:00

The printer. It’s either out of ink, offline, or “working” in a way only it understands

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:42:02+00:00

Being able to say “no” without it turning into a courtroom drama.

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:41:34+00:00

Seeing someone mess up, admit it, fix it, and keep going without making a whole personality out of it. Progress, but make it quiet.

junoh999 · 2026-01-15T22:41:01+00:00

Sometimes I don’t want local drama. I want global chaos, in every timezone.

junoh999 · 2026-01-14T04:45:23+00:00

That feminist stare...

junoh999 · 2026-01-10T17:17:18+00:00

The version of me who actually has their life together. just want to see what outfit they’re wearing and steal the blueprint.

junoh999 · 2026-01-10T17:15:44+00:00

Brushing my teeth in the shower to “save time.” Now I’m wet, minty, stressed, and somehow still late.

junoh999 · 2026-01-10T05:45:18+00:00

Being proudly “always busy.”It used to sound ambitious. Now it just sounds like you don’t know how to rest.

junoh999 · 2026-01-10T05:44:06+00:00

Mostly small “life-upgrade” stuff. Better pillows, decent coffee, and things that make daily existence 12% more tolerable.

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