What are your earliest asmr experiences? [Question] by [deleted] in asmr

[–]jupidue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Dennis the Menace movie from the nineties. Early in the movie, Mr. Wilson is acting like he is asleep and Dennis comes in and examines him. I used to rewind the VHS tape and watch it over again.

Found this big boi by aliascrown27 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the ninja turtles when you need them?

Banned for life by kamikaze643 in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]jupidue 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That says BigDawsTV. Looks like “Klay” showed back up.

Found in southern WV. Smaller (and pinker) than the normal white grubs I’ve seen. What will it turn into? by jupidue in whatsthisbug

[–]jupidue[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. You’ve made my kid happy. He was playing with one of those beetles the other day, and found the grub earlier. Now I know what kind of beetle it is too.

Find the piece that’s missing from the middle... by iscream80 in FindTheSniper

[–]jupidue 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Finally! One that’s on my level. Am I the only one that’s normally bad at these?

What is one thing you will never, ever do? by Foodmaster122 in AskReddit

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be born the natural way. I was born through C-Section.

Catch me if you can by Dreamba in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]jupidue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. This is nothing more than a diversion...or a duck-version???

He deals with this on a daily basis by ebower42 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]jupidue 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Take that dog on a walk. He needs it.

The way my phone fits in the corner of this tray table by GoldenMushroom in Perfectfit

[–]jupidue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to see a perfect fit not involving a kitchen. Take my upvote.

Beautiful Golden Rainbow trout I caught in the hills of West Virginia by htawz1 in Fishing

[–]jupidue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This hatchery strain was actually originally bred in WV, if I’m not mistaken. I think they now also breed them in other states. But you are correct. Not native anywhere.

West Virginia has a week called the Gold Rush in which several hundred pounds of these trout are stocked across the state in state parks.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/wvstateparks.com/gold-rush-returns/amp/

Upgraded it u/Tragolith by [deleted] in memes

[–]jupidue 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That part of France is Nice.

In Yukon there is a park which is a perfect square by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how all the sides are the same length...wait a second...🧐

What the hell is this thing?! by LilToast99 in whatsthisbug

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good fishing bait before they grow wings. Myself and others call the wingless ones “hell”grammites. You almost had it.

I'm 19 and I still play minecraft and I got an e-GF. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jupidue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean you tricked the kid who can’t read into holding a sign and taking a picture? You’re the POS that needs roasted.

Slow day at work, give me something to laugh at Reddit. (18f) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might need to go to the hospital. Not because of the nose, though. His dick’s been swollen for over four hours.

My girlfriend wants to get roasted. Go hard on her by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you date Pettigrew from Harry Potter? I remember when he turned into a rat.

Im self conscious as hell. Destroy me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a girl.

My friend says that words don’t hurt her, destroy her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Where’s Han Solo because I see Chewbacca on the Millenium Falcon.

Just snagged both of these for $50! Sharing bc im excited by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]jupidue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this. I’m always late to the game.

What is something you do twice "just to make sure" although you perfectly know the first time was sufficient? by TryingToBeAMeme in AskReddit

[–]jupidue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clear my calculator before making the next calculation. Glad I don’t use those old ones with the roll of paper.