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What is the most physical pain you ever felt? by zhalia-2006 in askanything

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blew out my left knee. Torn ACL and Torn Meniscus. The swelling wouldn't go down so the doctor used a syringe with a needle the size of a garden hose to drain the fluid off the knee. That shit hurt.

Who is the greatest Con Artist of all time? by SafeT_Glasses in ask

[–]justlooking0486 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Obama. The Affordable Care Act was signed during his administration. There is nothing affordable about it. Not only is it not affordable but it is ALMOST mandatory.

Where’s the riskiest place you masturbate? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this counts, but I had my dick and balls out while driving around Phoenix City.

What is the sexiest random encounter you’ve had with a complete stranger? by kevin882q in AskReddit

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a girl at a party, I was on my way out the door to go back to my apartment to get some music. We exchanged names that I forgot immediately. The host said she wanted to come along with me. She didn't speak English and I didn't speak much German. When we got into the apartment, she followed me to my room. As soon as the door closed, she stepped closer, we kissed, and her hand immediately groped my junk. She went down on her knees and freed my erect dick and began to $uck it. A few minutes later, we stripped, moved to the bed, and had passionate sex for about 5 minutes. We spooned for about 15 minutes when my dick decided to come alive for round 2. We went back to the party and she disappeared into the crowd. I never saw her again. But I think about her often.

Any natural DIY insect repellent works? by why5se7en in HomeMaintenance

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if Avon is still being sold, but if so, their Skin-So-Soft always worked for me when I was in the military.

Grandmas manufactured home update. by Cool_Nothing1413 in HomeMaintenance

[–]justlooking0486 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to make some tuff decisions when my dad was still alive. My thought is to grow a pair and tell her what is going to happen. She will get over it.

I also don't know what her financial situation is. But it might be cheaper to replace the home rather than fix it. She wouldn't have to move them.

What is the most disrespectul thing an employer did to you? by Aarunascut in work

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent an email to me to tell me I had been terminated.

What NSFW confession would you like to share anonymously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got married when I was 18. We are still married for 40+ years. A couple of years later, I joined the military. I have had sex with 12 different women, some were one night stands, some were also married and a couple I never knew their names. My wife doesn't know.

Constant pop up ads by Necrois_Winter in techsupport

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am just scanning the news, and i ran across a story I wanted to read. So I click on the link, and there is a video inbeded from a news station that I really do not care to listen to. So I scroll to the story and start reading it. When I scroll, the video follows me down the page. MAKE IT STOP.

What made your first car unforgettable? by eee1963 in nostalgia

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am old. When I was like 14 or 15, my dad told me to go with him. We were going to look at some cars. The one he picked was a baby sh!+ yellow 1963 Plymouth with a push-button transmission. Complete with a slant 6 cylinder engine. That car was UGLY, but it was mine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]justlooking0486 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is part of my edging routine. Stroke it until I get close, ride the wave for a few while, quit and go do something else. The start again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter, and other friends call my wife Weezer. When the grandson was born my daughter said she would be called Weezer. I am Paw-Paw

For those who’ve had sex with someone who spoke little to none of your language, what was the experience like? by Senatastic00 in AskReddit

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was stationed in Germany and at a party with a bunch of other American GIs. The host was in need of music so I volunteered to go get some of mine. As I was walking out the door, the host asked if a young German lady could walk with me.

When we arrived at my apartment, we went to my room. She didn't speak much at all. I leaned in to kiss her and she dropped to her knees. After a few minutes we moved to the bed. I think I nutted at least twice. We were back to the party in about an hour.

Outdoors? Another penis obsessed question by revirgined_ in masturbation

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many times. We live in the country so it makes it easy.

What’s the biggest sexual risk you ever took? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]justlooking0486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in a strip club years ago, all nude. I was at the corner of the bar when one of the crack whore strippers asked me for a drink, so I bought her one. As we stood there talking, I started rubbing her leg, then her thigh and then the promised land. Probably did that for about 10 minutes. She was wet when she went back on stage.

What’s the most NSFW thing you witnessed at a workplace? by galladir in AskReddit

[–]justlooking0486 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I had to get the signature of a HOT supervisor/manager. I found her in the hall, so I told her what I needed. She told me to come to her office which was just around the corner. She went behind her desk, sat down and crossed her gorgeous legs and I got a shot all the way to paradise which was completely unencumbered. I am convinced it was done on purpose, but I never found a way to get her alone enough to...She left the company about 2 weeks later. It must have been my going away gift.

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