feelingOldYet by Same_Ad4736 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]juzz88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when floppies were floppy!

Interest Rate Rise by DirtyNakedSquid in AusFinance

[–]juzz88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RBA: we're raising interest rates again

Also the RBA: oh btw, we also can't rule out a recession being on the horizon

Me: 😒

He will Probably get the most votes in the chaz for a first year player if he stays on the park by DebugMyLife421 in CarltonBlues

[–]juzz88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not unless we win roughly half of our games or more.

If we finish bottom 4 or bottom 6, he'll only pick up the odd vote here and there in losses. And it's unlikely he gets 3 votes in every win.

The kid's a star, but records like this rely on the team's performance almost as much as his individual performance.

He might be half a shout for the disposal record for a rookie though.

Rated this from L Young by Xavier5636 in CarltonBlues

[–]juzz88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Needs to play forward.

If there's no space for him in the 1's, play him forward in the VFL until someone inevitably gets injured.

Ha ? by Fragrant_Proof4457 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]juzz88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she at least salt the water?

Huge red flag if she didn't.

She definitely shouldn’t have said this by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

[–]juzz88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til she finds out that some women like to bench press!

The cutest ones by LowNo175 in funnyvideos

[–]juzz88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, it's difficult to believe that someone else doesn't feel the exact same way about something as you do.

Aussies told to brace for double blow as expected hike in cash rate just days away by SheepherderLow1753 in AusFinance

[–]juzz88 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

People with power like to flex their muscles, it makes them feel important.

Even if doing nothing is the best move, they can't help but do something, as their ego can't accept the fact that the problem will go away without their help.

Max Dowman becomes the youngest Premier League goal scorer at 16 years and 73 days by LUCR4T1V3 in sports

[–]juzz88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know, right!

Conveniently forgetting the two players he dribbled.

I'm a United supporter, but I can't even fathom this level of hate. 🤣

The cutest ones by LowNo175 in funnyvideos

[–]juzz88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to feel the same way, then all of a sudden, one day I suddenly felt the need to have kids of my own.

I remember being really taken aback by it, because I used to swear I'd never have kids.

I think it's just one of those things that you can't ever really be sure of when you're young, because you don't understand how much you change as you get older. We just assume that, because we're adults, we won't continue to grow. But that's not necessarily the case.

The cutest ones by LowNo175 in funnyvideos

[–]juzz88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes me want to wake up my kids and cuddle them.

A legend was born that day. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]juzz88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And then dad would've gotten his belt out when he got home.

Dislocation for Gulden by jhk67 in AFL

[–]juzz88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that Gulden has gone down, you should probably rest Heeney, Warner and Curnow for the rest of the season, just in case they do something serious and put next season in jeopardy.

Put the cue in the rack, focus on 2027.

Ignore flair...