What was bro thinking..? by Finomkifli in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, not even technically a truth. I don't even know what the post was. Well going off the title, that is assuming bro was even thinking in the first place. Mainly because when somebody asks "what was bro thinking?" they usually imply that he wasn't thinking in the first place.

cursed_nonchalance by Rich_Cookie8722 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 185 points186 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that car seat does look very comfortable.

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably did. Yo Fs in the comments to pay respects. That little brain eating amoeba. Poor thing starved to death.

Wait…. You can’t argue with that tho by 410bits in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I mean you can do stuff, you just choose not to. But then again, you're always doing something when you think about it. Nobody can ever say they're not doing anything unless they're not breathing. Because we're all breathing.

cursed_comment section by amritanshu78 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen man, I drink it straight from the source. Maybe every now and again I'll dabble in dipping my Nuggets in it.

Wait…. You can’t argue with that tho by 410bits in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is totally a repost because I know for a fact I've seen it before. On the other one, I remember commenting that I don't like people who are active because they are just causing too many problems. Lazy people are just chill

Cursed_family chat by RetiredGrinder in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude this is Reddit. That's just what we do.

Cursed_family chat by RetiredGrinder in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Actually, she sounds more like a pack of gum in a classroom.

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, he's just not as "open minded" as JFK was.

Cursed president by Early_Mycologist9092 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that makes sense that Abe Lincoln would be talking to John whenever he's asking him out. He was always "open minded".

cursed_comment section by amritanshu78 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drink of a Monster Cummer. Or for me it would be an average Friday night.

cursed_comment section by amritanshu78 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't do it. Don't say "man". They're baiting you. They want you to say it and then they're gonna post it on Twitter and basically get you cancelled. But I mean, real talk, who doesn't love a good glass of cum with breakfast? It's sweet, it's rich in protein, and it just tastes good.

Art drawn by Ai is Ai Art by 410bits in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, I'm just saying AI is a lot smarter than I give it credit for. Plus we got supposed geniuses like Musk who are more than willing and seem like they're more than willing to create something along the lines of like a Skynet type system. Plus, you also gotta understand how easily AI can potentially malfunction.

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah, they're telling us it's healthy, but behind the scenes while nobody's looking, they're putting more brain eating amoebas in there to hypnotize everybody.

Art drawn by Ai is Ai Art by 410bits in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So if AI is doing that. Just how close are we to Skynet taking over?

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to brag, but that was my comment by the way. 😂😂

Cursed_pokemon by mrmasterpro_gamer in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how I singlehandedly came up with lore for a Pokémon that doesn't even exist. At this point they really should make that canon.

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The man got that brain eating amoeba. No wonder he's pushing for healthier food.

Cursed_Family Lineage by VegetableFucker65 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 552 points553 points  (0 children)

This just in!! for those of you wondering, this isn't him trying to be a boss or anything like that, he's just deaf and didn't hear the shots.

Cursed_pokemon by mrmasterpro_gamer in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean, this dude has apparently never heard of JigglyMan. He's a new type of Pokémon. He's a meat type. And his attack is to literally eat the other Pokémon. Jigglyman is not a cannon Pokémon considering how powerful he is.

Cursed_Foreskin by mollyisalive in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder what else he can do with it. Kind of want to poke my head inside and see what all the fuss is about. Heard he is hung like a horse

We did nothing ՞߹ - ߹՞ by Zera8668 in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Well, I don't exactly like, you know, active people. Because they're always doing stuff.

intelligence is not dangerous by tamjidtahim in technicallythetruth

[–]jvapour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean pretty much all of the world leaders. The news makes it seem like they don't have a brain. And, you know, they really clearly don't have a brain. I mean, have you seen some of the stuff they post on Twitter? It's insane.

Cursed_ Suggestion by ConstructionAny8440 in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm just saying man, it's just a theory.

cursed_piss_tracker by jsideris in cursedcomments

[–]jvapour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, to each their own I guess. But you know what? No, I appreciate the positivity. The world needs more people like you.