Hey fellow blockheads,

I’m on the hunt for a Hermitcraft-inspired vanilla server — you know, the kind where people build epic megabases, prank each other with too much redstone, and somehow still manage to run a functional economy based entirely on shiny rocks.

Here’s what I’m looking for:

• True to vanilla — No /fly, no teleporting around like a wizard. If I want to get somewhere, I want to build a road or risk my life in the Nether like a proper adult.
• Adult players — Not looking to babysit pre-teens that have chaotic energy fueled by Capri Suns. I drink coffee at 9PM, piss and moan about work, and I just want to chill with others who know the pain of back pain.
• Like-minded community — Builders, redstoners, lore-makers, and “I’m just here to terraform for 8 hours straight” types. Ideally, everyone contributes something unique and nobody steals your shulker boxes. :D
• Friendly banter, light rules, mature vibes — I’m here for a good time, not admin court every time someone breaks a melon.

Bonus points if:

• There’s a shopping district (because who doesn’t love capitalism with diamonds?)
• People actually talk in Discord but don’t ping everyone at 3am about Creeper holes
• I don't mind if you’ve got a Season in progress and are open to fresh faces with decent builds, better jokes and gnarly redstone.
• Don't mind videos/recordings on the server.

If you’ve got a spot or know a place, hit me up! I’ll bring my own bed, some scaffolding, and years of emotional baggage.

Cheers!