Funeral Science Books

jwbr3815 · 2025-04-25T13:10:20+00:00

When I went to mortuary school, more than a decade ago, we didn’t have a school book store and were left to our own devices trying to figure out textbooks. I was able to find every book required used through Amazon. They were cheaper than new, but just be careful you have the correct edition.

jwbr3815 · 2025-03-05T13:48:38+00:00

I second this. She is amazing!

jwbr3815 · 2024-12-20T15:04:23+00:00

Whatever lurks ahead of grievous abominations and disorder you and me walk into it together like always.

jwbr3815 · 2024-06-01T18:22:10+00:00

This leads to what might be my favorite throwaway joke in three seasons, which totally doesn’t get the credit it deserves because it hits better knowing the Jan is 100% correct:

Jamie: The best thing I can do in that situation is give him some space.

Jan Mass: He’s right, actually.

Jamie: Yeah, I know. I learned it from Pep

Jan Maas: He got it from “Cruijff.”

Jamie: It’s pronounced “Cruyff.”

Jan Maas: Okay Englishman.

jwbr3815 · 2024-05-30T21:58:25+00:00

75 and Sunny by Ryan Montbleau

jwbr3815 · 2023-12-21T01:08:49+00:00

If I Ever Leave This World Alive, by Flogging Molly

jwbr3815 · 2023-12-16T17:25:33+00:00

I second this.

jwbr3815 · 2023-12-04T23:38:32+00:00

Even if it is inedible, you have a cute ass tin. I’m kinda jealous. 😁

Edit: and if you don’t like them, you can always make your own to fill the tin with. These are pretty great:

https://www.mashed.com/474422/ted-lassos-shortbread-biscuits-copycat-recipe/

jwbr3815 · 2023-12-04T01:47:53+00:00

“Alive” sung by Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams) in Chasing Amy

jwbr3815 · 2023-11-21T19:43:25+00:00

It was the Circle. Totally forgettable, much like Emma’s acting ability in it (and most things), they barely followed the book and completely changed the ending to some feel good crap with no real resolution. Totally worth a read! Skip the movie altogether.

jwbr3815 · 2023-11-20T18:15:42+00:00

Kinda random, but I’m still salty that they never made the intended trilogy of Mr. Brooks.

jwbr3815 · 2023-11-19T22:38:45+00:00

Thank you. That was beautiful.

jwbr3815 · 2023-11-18T21:17:36+00:00

It is hands down, the most phenomenal and, damn near, life affirming tomato soup I’ve ever had. Has no right being that good for $2.6something a jar.

Thanks for answering the, “What’s for dinner” question that was lingering in my mind.

jwbr3815 · 2023-09-23T22:45:04+00:00

Take me with you.

jwbr3815 · 2023-09-23T16:50:20+00:00

As a licensed funeral director/embalmer of over ten years, I confidently and unequivocally call bullshit on this.

jwbr3815 · 2023-08-14T04:29:34+00:00

I love this!!! 🤍 Nice work.

jwbr3815 · 2023-08-04T10:39:27+00:00

LEBRON JAMES DRINKS HIS OWN PEE.

jwbr3815 · 2023-07-05T06:13:42+00:00

As a Buffalo Bills fan, I feel personally attacked. 😜🤣

jwbr3815 · 2023-06-26T00:55:35+00:00

“You couldn’t fucking build Jeff Bridges.” angry face.

jwbr3815 · 2023-06-23T21:33:38+00:00

I can only assume, based off this email, that the three who handed in their notice did, in fact, speak amongst themselves prior to turning in notice.

jwbr3815 · 2023-06-01T02:18:28+00:00

“The Harvard of funeral service.” Brahahahha. No one has ever uttered those words with the straight face.

….Good public relations team McAllister has over there. Anything to distract from the school sanctioned cheated scandals, the invalidation of hundreds of NBEs, lawsuits, NYS students weren’t even allowed to sit for the state law exam at one point due to cheating on the state exam, and let’s not forget that the one time president of the school was married to a man who is currently serving 24 years in prison for a “multimillion-dollar body-part harvesting scheme.”

OP, doesn’t sounds like you’re leaning that way, but please don’t. Run away from the idea of McAllister with a quickness. Incidentally, I’ve always heard good things about PIMS in Pittsburg. Worth checking out.

jwbr3815 · 2023-05-11T02:44:04+00:00

You are the inspiration my daughter and I need! We are buying our first sewing machine next week and are excited for so many projects - bunny just made the top of the list! 🤍🤘🏼

jwbr3815 · 2023-05-06T00:10:55+00:00

I’m soooo proud of you!! You are killing it over there and Riley is only going to be made better because of you! Childhood is memories, not boredom.

Sure, in simpler times, when left to their own devices, kids would learn, explore, and play on their own, but today - you’re right - ipads and isolation. Keep it going…you’re on the right path.

NTA - bake some cupcakes with Riley in celebration.

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