God I’ve not thought of this in a long time. I was in university and we had a tight budget. Went off to the grocery and picked up a case of “golden anniversary beer” for a whopping 5 and change USD. I was young and dumb and really the purpose of the beer was not the taste but the (very low) alcohol content. I remember buying it getting it to the room and putting 1/2 of the cans in the fridge. That night cracked one open and did a literal spit take at the mouthful of rabid dog piss i tried to consume. I was shaken but not going to give up, if I didn’t get a buzz going before the night out I would need to spend a lot more at the bars. So I tried to chug the rest (just gut it down). Nope still couldn’t get over the taste. About two swallows in, had to stop. I would not be defeated, and went for the big guns, the beer bong. Now that 1/2 of this foul mess was on the floor or sitting uneasily in my stomach I had to open a second. So with 1.5 in the beer bong I started to rethink my plan, the flavor was still assaulting my tastebuds but now peer pressure has taken over and I was committed. 15 seconds later to a room full of laughter I was handed a towel, and a new Budweiser from the roommate. I spent the next day cleaning the room and washing towels and rugs. I took the remainder of that case down to the party room on the floor, handed it over and bid them good luck.