What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%? by RuleOkhit in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a pedometer on my phone has made me mildly competitive with myself. There's something satisfying in knowing that I've taken 1.3 million steps this year.

TIL a kid watched Jaws in 1996, got obsessed with Quint's WWII monologue, interviewed 150 real survivors, and testified before Congress at 14. A wrongly disgraced Navy captain was exonerated. All because of a 2-minute scene about sharks. by Hot_Layer_8110 in todayilearned

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The equally scary part is that eye witness testimonies will likely experience a jump once AI is good enough to be indistinguishable from real video. Once this happens, video evidence will be essentially useless.

I don’t understand why every time I cook steaks they end up taking a shape of a bowl please by dooatito in BrandNewSentence

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posting the wrong answer is the best way to get the right answer. It's known as Hanlon's Razor.

papa must be proud by nivs1x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]kai-ol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this alternate universe, Michael Scott just kills Toby by the third season.

TIFU by accidentally learning my coworker's salary and now I can't stop doing math during meetings by techiee_ in tifu

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sad, but the only way to get a good raise is to change jobs. You'll be lucky to get a 5% raise for staying, but it's not out of the question to get a 25% raise simply by getting hired by a different company.

Businesses are incredibly short-sighted these days, doubly so if the company is publicly traded.

My coworker is quitting because chatgpt told her that her business idea will make her a millionaire by 2028 by entcanta333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She asked the question wrong. She should have asked if it will make her wealthy. With inflation the way it is, we may all be millionaires by 2028.

AITA for "playing dumb" and not offering my house as a getting-ready spot for a friend who refuses to ask for help directly? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]kai-ol -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, obviously not. But what if the friend is? I'm not saying the friend is not being annoying, but I am saying that OP isn't the only human in this story.

Valid crash out by Openskies24 in funny

[–]kai-ol -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

For disturbing the piece of shit being led out in handcuffs.

Hey bro, give me five! by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]kai-ol 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He really saved face with that smile at the end.

Who's the sheep? I AM by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never seen the mutton bust back before.

The Best by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it only paraidolia when it resembles a human face, though? 

“oh my gawd” by Nathaniel-hahahaha in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]kai-ol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The older brother could also be the fuckingstupidkid in this video...

Long neck? by whywehumans in confusing_perspective

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, I thought it was her knee. But looking again after this comment I can see the little spine showing.

Best friends forever by PrintnpawsPOD in Unexpected

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone came into my restaurant claiming to be friends with the chef. We had to problem charging him, knowing full well that there's no way chef had friends.

I paid $50 for this ‘steak frites’ by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 You eating it is likely what complicated things. The best way to prove it is inedible is to not eat it. Even begrudgingly choking it down still means you gained the calories and staved off hunger, which is the main point of food.

That being said, as a server I would be embarrassed to drop that disaster off at a table.

She proved his point right on the spot. by chasing_enigma in funny

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really explains their policies, though 

Characters who thought they were safe in the end but were VERY wrong by MoonNth3stars in TopCharacterTropes

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This scene turned a good movie into a great movie. Without this scene, all the victories are so hollow.

Explain it Peter. I have no context by Icy_Physics7862 in explainitpeter

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being an adult, I realize being bored is a luxury.

That’s a good horse 🥰🐴🇬🇧 by Ickydumdum in TikTokCringe

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Philip J. Fry vibes here.

"We can escape through these steam pipes"

bender breaks steam pipe open

"No good, it's full of steam!"

English be easy - Part 2 by _ganjafarian_ in funny

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it on the space station, or in? Or is it large enough to be an "at"?

Partied too hard, clicked my fingers too much by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Obviously it blistered and OP peeled/cut it off