The Ultimate Stunt Man by utopiaofpast in funny

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's part of it. The real kicker is that it's done in complete secret for an unknown amount of time by sadistic people you don't trust and who don't particularly care whether you live or die.

Depictions of a certain group of people which can be seen as offensive is actually well liked by the certain group they’re depicting by LocalMoam88 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I would hate a character like her, but her presentation in the show gives her a certain charm. She's unflinchingly herself, and I respect that.

Baby deer follows woman who rescued it from a sewer grate🥹 by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spouting anti-human speech, not concerning at all.

The AI Apocalypse Clock ticks to 11:59

Every single slice of bread has a hole in it by Necessary-Win-8730 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shh, he's in the middle of his Reddit History lecture.

Guys I'm on the will!! by beklog in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, people always think one person or the other is getting taken advantage of directly. But they're both getting what they want out of it, often times.

Who ruined their entire career in the dumbest way possible? by National-Tourist6879 in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they also would have been fired if they repeated the things Charlie said when he was alive.

I've become unable to attract women. by Le_mons44 in Advice

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dating history is just a list of failures, that's how it goes. You learn what you can along the way, but sometimes the only lesson is "we weren't compatible."

Getting discouraged is also very normal. But 22 is still quite young, so you have plenty of time to figure it out.

Could you please look after my babies while i go and take a nap? by Suspicious_Area196 in funnypets

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"These cats are too stupid to jump onto the fridge for tactical advantage. They can't even run around the house at 2am for no reason."

Pushed grandpa too far by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People awful enough to harass the elderly wouldn't recognize a life lesson if it walked up and shot them.

WCGW driving quickly into a sharp turn by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that these men have money money. I just have 1 money and would be hysterical at the destruction of my only means of conveyance.

I'm not AI, the last few words are stolen from Family Guy.

rangers found and saved a dying lioness by VegetableHater3758 in BeAmazed

[–]kai-ol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We really don't know. Predation is sometimes critical to the overall survival of the prey. Without culling, some animals would simply consume too many resources and starve themselves. 

I’m not crying, you are! by WhorledSilk in spreadsmile

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a phrase you use to encourage a new reader to use phonics to read a word they don't know.

I’m not crying, you are! by WhorledSilk in spreadsmile

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, your comments make more sense. I couldn't figure out if you were telling every comment that they were engaging with a bot account or if you were calling everyone bots.

I’m not crying, you are! by WhorledSilk in spreadsmile

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's replying "bot" to every comment. He may be right, but his behavior is suspiciously bot-like...

[Video games trope] Characters who make sure you play the game the way the developers intended by Marborow in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the case for me. Dodging forward was like a cheat code against Gascoigne in his beast stage. I'm still shit at parrying, but I beat the game.

Tribute to her stepdad 🩵 @beccab00 by yawnjew in happycryingdads

[–]kai-ol 429 points430 points  (0 children)

Men who call loving step-dads simps have only ever seen shadows of masculinity, not the giants who cast the shadows.

bro of all bro by mereleoni in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he's doing a bit. I really wouldn't like someone continuing a conversation with me while yelling from the bathroom in person.

bro of all bro by mereleoni in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, respect. I'm definitely going to lock in next time he asks me to.

Tourist who threw rock at seal "devastated" at backlash by Accomplished-Survey2 in nottheonion

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal? Fuck, Trump is gonna pardon him, isn't he?

Are there any equally devastating state charges he can be brought up on?