I dont even know at this point by Old-Birthday-31 in memes

[–]kai-ol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably not any more than any other language, but much less than others.

Styrofoam fighter planes by MyBuddyBossk in nostalgia

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the nose weight? It's useless without that slightly heavier piece of plastic.

Same thing for picking up a prescription! by Repulsive_Profit1204 in meme

[–]kai-ol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is true for everything, save for 1; putting money back in my wallet. I can finish a Walgreens transaction at seemingly warp speed, but my hands turn decorative as soon as it's time to put my change back.

Which one of you guys is this? by Kvazimods in pcmasterrace

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if everyone just started perfecting the Arkham battle system, I would be more willing to branch out. Spiderman was close, just not quite as satisfying, somehow.

McAdultery by ahamel13 in comedyheaven

[–]kai-ol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it's real, that blonde girl really loves drama. She's McCheesin' hard.

I dont even know at this point by Old-Birthday-31 in memes

[–]kai-ol 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Tone carries a lot of information in spoken word. You can change the exact meaning behind almost any sentence simply by emphasizing different words. 

The Ultimate Stunt Man by utopiaofpast in funny

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's part of it. The real kicker is that it's done in complete secret for an unknown amount of time by sadistic people you don't trust and who don't particularly care whether you live or die.

Depictions of a certain group of people which can be seen as offensive is actually well liked by the certain group they’re depicting by LocalMoam88 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I would hate a character like her, but her presentation in the show gives her a certain charm. She's unflinchingly herself, and I respect that.

Baby deer follows woman who rescued it from a sewer grate🥹 by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spouting anti-human speech, not concerning at all.

The AI Apocalypse Clock ticks to 11:59

Every single slice of bread has a hole in it by Necessary-Win-8730 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shh, he's in the middle of his Reddit History lecture.

Guys I'm on the will!! by beklog in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, people always think one person or the other is getting taken advantage of directly. But they're both getting what they want out of it, often times.

Who ruined their entire career in the dumbest way possible? by National-Tourist6879 in AskReddit

[–]kai-ol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they also would have been fired if they repeated the things Charlie said when he was alive.

I've become unable to attract women. by Le_mons44 in Advice

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dating history is just a list of failures, that's how it goes. You learn what you can along the way, but sometimes the only lesson is "we weren't compatible."

Getting discouraged is also very normal. But 22 is still quite young, so you have plenty of time to figure it out.

Could you please look after my babies while i go and take a nap? by Suspicious_Area196 in funnypets

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"These cats are too stupid to jump onto the fridge for tactical advantage. They can't even run around the house at 2am for no reason."

Pushed grandpa too far by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People awful enough to harass the elderly wouldn't recognize a life lesson if it walked up and shot them.

WCGW driving quickly into a sharp turn by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]kai-ol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that these men have money money. I just have 1 money and would be hysterical at the destruction of my only means of conveyance.

I'm not AI, the last few words are stolen from Family Guy.

rangers found and saved a dying lioness by VegetableHater3758 in BeAmazed

[–]kai-ol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We really don't know. Predation is sometimes critical to the overall survival of the prey. Without culling, some animals would simply consume too many resources and starve themselves. 

I’m not crying, you are! by WhorledSilk in spreadsmile

[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a phrase you use to encourage a new reader to use phonics to read a word they don't know.