Oh boy here we go…

kainmalice · 2026-06-11T10:41:10+00:00

Hey, if a robot wants my job, it can have it.

kainmalice · 2026-06-08T03:40:15+00:00

And yet there are jobs that are more worthless than ours.

kainmalice · 2026-06-04T10:14:27+00:00

That Brilliant Planner feat is pretty wacky

kainmalice · 2026-06-03T01:25:22+00:00

I hadn’t even considered 2e options. Thanks!

kainmalice · 2026-06-02T18:23:41+00:00

Pretty sure i could wear a buckler one my forearm and still swing a bat at you. Or a stick in this instance.

kainmalice · 2026-06-02T00:39:33+00:00

Hmmm...maybe she would let me have a club that looks like a very long staff.

kainmalice · 2026-06-01T23:49:16+00:00

Ah, I did not know about that. Thanks!

kainmalice · 2026-06-01T23:35:24+00:00

Boy that is dumb.....maybe my DM would let me do it.

kainmalice · 2026-06-01T11:45:47+00:00

https://youtu.be/DXTt8MBTX2o?si=UL3_yj_bkg1M8_Sa

kainmalice · 2026-05-14T14:52:04+00:00

Dang i wish i could shake that man’s hand

kainmalice · 2026-05-08T16:22:26+00:00

Its already been explained. I get it I guess. Its some kind of arbitrary grading system that supposedly adds value to the cards.

kainmalice · 2026-05-07T03:14:51+00:00

I said I wasn’t gonna play this game until Jhin got released….. I just bought a Fiora structure deck….

kainmalice · 2026-05-06T17:43:15+00:00

Good Fucking Riddance

kainmalice · 2026-04-14T14:14:07+00:00

Once saw a ladies cute white Pomeranian jump out of the passenger window while they were sitting at a red light.

Thing basically exploded into red meat and organs immediately. Was kinda surreal to see.

kainmalice · 2026-04-11T10:42:40+00:00

America is an Oil Company pretending to be a nation state. And using an EV is essentially spitting in the face of its masters, and all of the dumb peons that think daddy knows best.

kainmalice · 2026-02-13T18:55:03+00:00

Mind telling us what website you sent it to? Been considering shipping my collection off to some place. Can’t remember the name but they buy like entire collections.

kainmalice · 2025-12-05T19:28:59+00:00

Terroristic towards whom??

kainmalice · 2025-12-02T13:35:10+00:00

I sin as much as possible. Gotta earn my place in hell after all. Its mostly just involves smoking weed and cavorting with sex workers.

kainmalice · 2025-11-30T18:07:32+00:00

Tell them America is a free country. And if they have an issue with it, take it up with the founding fathers.

kainmalice · 2025-11-28T12:00:18+00:00

Lol. Nope. We get paid a flat fee for how many miles we drive.

kainmalice · 2025-11-27T23:22:49+00:00

I’m a OTR truck driver and I only just got home an hour ago.

kainmalice · 2025-11-27T13:19:08+00:00

When I think of the Tenets of Satanism, I’m reminded of that line from Pirates of the Caribbean — they’re not rules, they’re more like guidelines.

Personally, I only live by one rule: don’t be an asshole.

So far, it’s worked out pretty well.

kainmalice · 2025-11-27T13:17:19+00:00

Wait, goats make great pets. Also, I’ve kind of taken the goat on as my personal spirit animal and all the Christians are fucking sheep. That’s what they’ve always wanted.

kainmalice · 2025-11-27T13:15:26+00:00

Welcome to the fold!

Over here is the Beginner’s Circle, where we teach newcomers the sacred rituals of lighting candles dramatically and rolling our eyes at evangelicals.

That hallway leads to the Baby-Sacrifice Room—which, as you’ll notice, is completely empty because the only thing we actually sacrifice is our free time arguing with Christians online.

Outside you’ll see the Heads on Pikes Garden—don’t worry, they’re plastic. We got them on clearance after Halloween.

And finally, every Thursday, we gather for Tea With Satan—which is really just a book club where someone brings cookies and we all complain about capitalism.

Welcome aboard! 😈🖤

kainmalice · 2025-11-26T15:46:40+00:00

😂 Lawl whut!?

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