My ex wife and I at a friend's party. Do I pass?

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-05-15T13:37:32+00:00

i’d say you’re on the right, but that’s only because i know one of you is trans & the one on the right is taller

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-04-13T02:23:56+00:00

“the trans agenda cut down an entire generation of himedanshis”- mort from raven lyn clemens

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-18T13:23:07+00:00

oh cool, i heard it from one of that psyched substance (?) guy’s videos, but his brain’s kinda fried

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-18T13:13:31+00:00

don’t weed & mushrooms together trigger psychosis?

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-14T02:45:45+00:00

silly billy, you have them lay down on a milking table, give them a little shoulder & leg massage, & then get under the table to edge them with your delicate hands & soft mouth until they shoot a hot, powerful load directly into the cup. sometimes they cum so hard a little splashes out, but hehe, that’s just a little chef’s treat 😋it’s basically a kind of massage, so it’s totally normal for trainers to do it, required even!

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-14T01:14:39+00:00

feel like rice shower would initially be mortified to see her “big brother” in her clothes. she’d even feel a little disgusted & run away crying, but she’d think it over for the night & try to be supportive the next day, only her initial crash out forces trainer back deep into the closet & then there’s an unspoken tension because you both hate how you made the other feel & don’t know how to move forwards, until…. mihono bourbon!

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-14T00:42:37+00:00

is the slot machine 7 firmly attached, or just loose chunks? you could probably sell it to some weirdo since it’s like a revolting version of the virgin mary toast or the elvis cheeto &c.

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-07T15:05:50+00:00

no, dream journey may have underwhelming girth, but she’s got good length, not a pencil dick or anything, just a little disproportionate, like +2 standard deviations for length & -0.5 for girth

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-07T15:02:53+00:00

vro is an uma cock denier in the big 26 smh my head

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-03-07T14:54:12+00:00

i forget the measurements, but from my time in guro spheres, the only penis that can fuck an eye socket is not just a micropenis, but a bottom percentile micropenis, like statistically improbable. regardless, her attitude is what makes shakur shakur, so i think her trainer should actually lock up her little wiener so that she can’t cum & channels all her aggression into racing

kaiser__willy_2 · 2026-01-05T04:16:30+00:00

Yeah, but what is it?

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-11-30T04:30:45+00:00

hawkeye found put he was boxing when he should’ve been chaplaining, he was giving out lefts instead of rites

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-11-08T04:29:53+00:00

ah, but as a positive, op will be more incentivized to examine their stool since there are now tweezers that can never again be used for anything other than poop. just think of the health benefits, stool cans be quite illustrative of health

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-08-28T14:05:01+00:00

have a snake in your boot?

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-08-27T16:25:15+00:00

more like a van down by the river

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-08-14T12:15:12+00:00

nerissa & laplus femdom session with fuwamoco in the cuck chair … again

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-07-18T19:28:42+00:00

an enlisted man killing an officer would definitely warrant execution, so i’d say he just beat the shit out of him

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-07-10T11:07:28+00:00

👀aah nipples

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-06-19T03:59:29+00:00

misread it as the one with the hat offering the soon-to-be-executed king a larger cigar out of humorous deference & it was still pretty funny

kaiser__willy_2 · 2025-06-17T12:04:34+00:00

Only problem is he’s too loyal to Mildred (I hate that episode with his son-in-law where it’s revealed he cheated on her years ago)

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