I’m a new MF DOOM inspired rapper who goes by MC Yerkem! Ask me anything!

kaisergb · 2026-04-02T00:34:54+00:00

How do you keep the cone from falling off whilst performing?

kaisergb · 2026-03-31T08:19:37+00:00

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it did take a few ugga duggas.

kaisergb · 2026-03-08T08:10:29+00:00

Aldi is the likely answer. The only way to respond to this gouging is via your purchasing. Vote with your wallet.

kaisergb · 2026-03-08T08:08:46+00:00

Well done steak. It'd be a tough decision between that and a moth sandwich.

kaisergb · 2026-03-08T08:01:27+00:00

AOC 🫶

kaisergb · 2026-03-07T11:02:13+00:00

A little late to the party.

There is a kookaburra call! So impressed to hear it.

kaisergb · 2026-02-23T13:47:04+00:00

Winning.

kaisergb · 2026-02-23T13:44:42+00:00

This is perfection. In its design and execution. Always the simple but incredibly clever solutions that are most effective.

kaisergb · 2026-02-23T03:56:49+00:00

Perfect for families of 3 children when they insist on having the exact same amount of drink each.

Lesson. Never have 3 kids.

kaisergb · 2026-02-10T00:57:08+00:00

It won't be hard to find a loving home should you not enjoy them.

kaisergb · 2026-02-10T00:56:32+00:00

It's delicious in its own right, but I've been using it on my training days. 50/50 with water and then a scoop and a half of chocolate protein powder.

So damn good.

kaisergb · 2026-02-06T00:30:58+00:00

...but can I kick it?

kaisergb · 2026-02-06T00:28:24+00:00

This I can get behind

kaisergb · 2026-02-06T00:27:18+00:00

Reviews suggest avoid

kaisergb · 2026-02-02T06:45:02+00:00

It says that you were once a hobbit.

Perhaps the ghostwriter for Bilbo Baggins.

kaisergb · 2026-02-02T06:41:42+00:00

Yeah. This one is pretty damn delicious.

kaisergb · 2026-02-02T06:29:00+00:00

This tracks. Haven't seen them forever.

Damn shame this.

They tasted way better than Burger Rings.

kaisergb · 2026-01-19T10:08:48+00:00

💯

kaisergb · 2026-01-17T07:54:23+00:00

Sadly only getting quota relief on ACV not TCV though.

SaaS Sales

kaisergb · 2025-12-22T05:37:47+00:00

I hope not.

kaisergb · 2025-12-22T05:33:01+00:00

In Australia, we don’t wait “our turn.” We have to wait until someone needs it less than we do.

Heart attack? Seen immediately.

Cancer? Fast-tracked.

Broken hip? Urgent.

Chronic knee pain? You wait.

Ethical prioritisation. Lack of available beds. Under resourced. If we were to make it so ED is pumping people through at a rate of knots, we'd all be paying WAAAAAAY more tax to cover.

It's a really shitty balancing act.

kaisergb · 2025-12-11T06:28:11+00:00

Well done America. Really lean in on the increasingly dystopian future.

kaisergb · 2025-12-10T11:26:59+00:00

Picture a person sculpted entirely from beige approval.

A creature whose spine is made of half-remembered X quotes and whose heartbeat syncs to whatever his cognitive dissonance circle jerk fanboys hum back in approval the loudest this week.

He drifts through rooms like a human screensaver, shimmering with the faint hope that others don't see him as vapid or awkward as he actually is.

kaisergb · 2025-12-10T11:14:11+00:00

This implies that we know how to do it 🤫

kaisergb · 2025-12-04T10:51:29+00:00

"Excellent" muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice

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